Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

What My Boredom Leads To

It's a new school year, and Joe is late to his first day; on his way, he runs into a beautiful man, who just so happens to be his rival in the upcoming school election. Will he put aside his love and crush the opponent? Or will he find a way to make this forbidden love work out?

Just a book me and a friend came up with on facetime😂😂

Bob Duncan thought that his life was perfect and he was married to the love of his life. Until Danny Tanner came along...