When you move back to your childhood town to escape a persistent stalker, you think everything will return back to normal. However, your time in Phoenix Drop is anything but, and you realize you were never destined to live a "normal" life. Warning, this story will include bullying, mentions of ptsd, kidnapping, violence, amnesia, and flashbacks. Shoutout to my amazing editor @arienics on tumblr!! She also has incredible artwork on insta @kaaamatis if you're interested :) ©starhvney, 2024. please do not steal or repost my works as your own.

An assignment as the personal escort of the Golden Guard himself doesn't sound too shabby- especially when you've got exceptional abilities to back you up. But reading minds isn't quite as useful as everyone makes it out to be, and your new charge is as bitter and unpredictable as he is endearing. Worse yet, he seems just as incapable of figuring himself out as you are. Maybe the two of you can figure yourselves out together. Your typical 'impromptu induction into the emperor's coven' story. A self-indulgent romance between the Golden Guard and an unspecified, gender-neutral witch, for self-insert purposes (no I will NOT be using Y/N, and if you ask again you will be petrified. Peace and love.) Oh yeah, you're also a mind-reader. Guess you won't have to wonder what goes on in our beloved Goldie's head anymore. (Cover art by me)

REQUESTS OPEN! This fic is a collection of one-shots about reader and the golden guard/Hunter. The stories may transcend the owl house and the plots for each one-shot may occur in different alternate universes(e.g. university au, human realm au, castle au, etc.) I am taking requests and feel free to suggest! A first requester will have one guaranteed one-shot written:D (You may still suggest after getting your guaranteed request and I'll let you know if I take a liking to your suggestions) I don't discriminate against your requests, be it angst, fluff, or anything out of the ordinary. [I do not write smut but can do some kissy or overly obsessive yandere type one-shots]

With nothing left in her hometown, Y/N takes a step to bettering her life by accepting Aphmau's offer to move to Pheonix Drop. Her once uneventful and bleak life would take a sudden turn. Between constantly finding herself trying to keep up with the onslaught of endless events happening in the village there is one thing that she knows will keep her grounded. Her rock, Garroth. Never did Y/N think that she would fall into a life like this but it wouldn't be something she would ever truly regret. Between making unlikely friends, embracing her skills to add to the village, and somehow trying to understand a budding crush, Y/N would find a way to make herself feel at home. To find a life she could truly enjoy.

"YOU'RE CRAZY!" "I'm hilarious." What happens when two insufferable children in different spectrums in the chaos and order chart meet together? One having an unhealthy obsession with glitter bombing people, and the other having uncle issues. Would they fight? Try to kill each other? Suddenly fall in love and hold hands? Who knows, that's why you have to read it. THIS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK. It's for the freaks;)