Shrek X Bread
I'm sorry
His dick hurts now Lin please don't sue me I'm sorry Don't read this if you can't handle disturbing stuff. I'm so sorry
He was just a blond slytherin. Her a talking pig. They were in love... or so they thought. Peppa has noticed Draco has been different lately. More... distant. Draco has met Apple and she turned his world upside down, he had completely forgotten about peppa! Peppa needs to win Draco back, whatever the cost.
(only one chapter) This is the best ship ever. If you don't agree, fight me. (Idea credit to my boo, @InfinityPancakess )
Thomas Jefferson and James Madison bring macaroni and cheese to America for the first time. How will it go? ;)
Alexander Hamilton has been captured by the King, sent to England, and kept hostage. Will he escape, or be twisted by the King's persuasion? Contains Smut.
Warriors fan fiction about Jayfeather and his Stick WARNING: CONTAINS LEMONS
What happens if your best friend for years is hitting puberty too hard that your becoming hard for him :o This is a story between the sea people Spongebob and Gary *warning explicit/strange content please proceed with caution* this was created for lols only
Hi! My name is Corona-Chan, and I can't wait to meet you! What's your name, cutie? Y/n? Oh, that's such a sweet name! I bet you and I are going to have such fun together...
THIS IS A TOTALLY SERIOUS REAL FAN FIC (mostly for comedy..
first I would like to say that this story is inspired by the cover picture and who ever drew it YOU ARE AMAZING. anyways the story is in modern times and all the characters are in collage and Washington is obviously a teacher this will be my first smut/lemon story so it will most likely be very cringy but I have read...
Don't even ask, please. My friend (@iiCookiez09) gave me this idea so props to them for telling me to waste my brain cell's. :) All you need to know is: Hamilton And you'll probably lose all sanity reading this
Really kinky and lots of smut and stuff
- kinks explained, the basics, misunderstandings, etc. (explains kinks that I have and some you may have, also explains anything that may be featured in my books) {jeonscrotch 2018}
The adventures of Philip the Prostitute. Watch him evade his father's attempts to keep him "civilized", balance his social and family life, all while trying to seduce a certain, very handsome, George Eacker. Credit to Lauwurens, who drew the cover @justanotherone2u, this is for you.
Sydnie's life had gotten a little ... predictable. She went to the same boring job every day and had the same boring conversations until a mysterious stranger showed up and changed everything. What was his secret? Perhaps it had something to do with the Strawberry Watermelon Wendy's beverage he was constantly sipping...
So this is a crackfic that we wrote at night. For context, our Spanish teacher teaches us Spanish via Senior Wooly's videos. One was an animation about a scarf falling in love with boots, then the man picked his scarf back up and then Billy fell in love with the hat.
hello! i doubt anyone will be reading this anymore but i just wanted to say this was made a while ago, and looking back on it, it's really. really cringey even though it was a joke fic my humor was terrible. i am no longer associated with this kind of stuff or the title funkybxtch anymore. i wont be completely deleti...