UNDERGOING EDITING (mainly for grammar cause I'm annoyed at myself) "Hyung, can you be allergic to people?" The problem poor innocent Mark Lee had was that he was allergic to sunlight. Not violently enough that he wasn't allowed outside but just enough to be scratching and sneezing all day. Whenever he was in sunlight it just flared up. And apparently this also applied to people with very specific nicknames. or in which Mark is allergic to sunlight, and consequently allergic Haechan WARNINGS IN AUTHOR NOTE

❝ dr. qian. ❞ ── twenty-two psychopaths in one room. NCT NATION #1 ➻ NCT 2020, 𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒉 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅. ➻ SPANISH TRANS., @Harukadinochen

Being one of the best liars Jisoo knew was quite the job; breaking into his teacher's office, sneaking around, and hating two special people drained him of his energy, yet changed his life entirely. [COMPLETED AS OF APRIL 2020]

Zhong Chenle was a pretty yet creepy weirdo who wore all black and sunglasses, even indoors. It was unsettling, the kid probably had corpses in his basement, and Jisung was terrified of his aura. Turns out, there was a pretty damn good reason to that. And Jisung never saw it coming. ~Vampire/Folklore AU Chenji

chan always falls for boys he can't have. #1 in Dino - 21.07.17 started - 21.06.28 completed - 21.10.17

being the descendants of the olympian gods is cool right? it sure is, despite the fact it implies you can be followed by packs of mythological monsters that want you dead... but do the boys care about this? obviously not. all they want is to stay together, as the best of friends, and perhaps more... nct dream, demigod au markhyuck norenmin chensung

in which lee heeseung gets stuck in an elevator with his annoying neighbor. (bxb college/uni au) highest rank - #1 in heejake

the god of beauty is ashamed of his own appearance, deciding to hide himself away until the end of time.

𝗦𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗚𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘: 𝗦𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗟 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗽 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗼𝗻𝘄𝗼𝗼'𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵. 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘆𝘂 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗮 𝗵𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿, 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝘂𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲?

"𝘉𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘴, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳." 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘩 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘎𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘩𝘦𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘈 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴. "𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭."