How Mack made the perfect plan to kiss his crush on a starry night. If you are reading this story on any other platform than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk from a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe, form, please go to @-cynicaloptimism- on Wattpad. Thank you

Milo Park is a serial romantic with an addiction to online dating. Lee Asano is the barista stuck taking the orders of every date Milo reels in. It wouldn't be an issue if Milo wasn't such a hot topic-star running back for the USFC football team as a freshmen, member of the most iconic fraternity at USFC, and general campus heartthrob. When Milo convinces Lee to be his gym buddy, it sounds and feels like the friend zone. But who knew the #GymLife was so gay anyway? Certainly not Lee.

When Alejandro Bale, an ill-tempered, over-pampered, dagger-tongued and angst-stricken rich boy transfers to Crescent High, he isn't expecting to meet this mess. There's a crackhead delinquent wishing for Alejandro's head on a spike. There's the cliché homophobic best friend who is lowkey on the hunt for RuPaul's head on a spike. And there's the awkward badboy footballer wet-dreaming every single day about Alejandro's mouth around his spike. Add some sprinkles of white lies, diabetes meds, misplaced family ties, nutella lubes and karate classes. And we have ourselves a recipe for the perfect gingerbread man; flavored with saliva and semen, blood and water. Cover by hireath- ♥ Winner of multiple awards. Featured on official ProjectBadBoys; Knights.