After a long long long rainy day a misfit cat and her tail that sometimes get along, go out to do their business and accidentally poop on a crab's home, trying to do the right thing they have a mind daring adventure to try to clean up the crab. "The Toilet Affair" is part of the "Stories Interrupted" Series of short stories for families that want fun storytime. What is Stories Interrupted? When The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets 1001 Nights and has a kid with Seinfeld these stories were born, where an artist mom and her son go on fantastical adventures from their backyard with 3 misfits cats and a dog.

He's a private eye without a clue. "A great and humorous kids/young teen story with plenty of twists and tension." Entrada Publishing 'Your On the Fly Private Eye' father and daughter private detective team, Drew and Krista Winnette, are back to solve the case of a missing trucker. It's their first paid gig, and they're thrilled to finally be able to call themselves professionals. But when the trucker turns up dead, and neither his employer nor his wife want to know why, our fledgling investigators get into some seriously sticky - and seriously dangerous - situations trying to crack the case. In this sequel to My Dad, the Private Eye: The Falling Star, rejoin our two bumbling private investigators as they constantly scramble to stay afloat and sometimes even to stay alive. (Make sure to read it to the end for the surprise ending!) If you like Theodore Boone, The Adventures of Jack Lime or a light take on Veronica Mars, you'll love My Dad, the Private Eye. Tweens, teens and even adults will get a thrill out of this middle grade detective series full of fun mystery and funny action.

MY BEST FRIEND IS A SECRET AGENT, Book 2: How C.H.I.P. Took a Dive to Dash Dr. Eelstrom's Dreams of Dunking Vortville After their first great adventure saving Vortville from the dreaded Freaky Fuzzies, Nort and Chip barely have a moment to breathe before they must enlist C.H.I.P.'s many skills once again. This time, it's stinky, slimy Dr. Eelstrom up to his old waterlogged tricks, and C.H.I.P. has to dive down deep to take him on! Will Nort be able to dodge the extra-nosy Gert von Brugen and fight the tug of Carla Mawhinney on his heartstrings long enough to help C.H.I.P. save Vortville... or is the boys' fair city doomed to become the next Atlantis?! If you like the Wimpy Kid or Captain Underpants books, you'll love My Best Friend Is a Secret Agent, Book 2! Illustrated up to Ch. 10 by Rich Murray, this middle grade chapter book is a comic romp full of action and adventure for any reader - children, tweens, teens... and beyond! (Have you read book 1 in the series? Check it out by clicking on my name. And you can buy it in hardcover worldwide! Just click on the link in my profile bio.)

MY BEST FRIEND IS A SECRET AGENT: How Chip Became C.H.I.P. and Foiled the Freaky Fuzzy Invasion **Check out our new hardback, available worldwide! (See the link to my website in my profile bio.)** 10-year-old Nort McKrakken is a pint-sized computer genius. 14-year-old Chip Munson is his best friend - and loyal guinea pig. When their beloved town of Vortville is attacked by an army of brain-warping Freaky Fuzzy toys, Nort implants Chip with a microchip that instantly turns him into a real live secret agent! Will they be able to save the town... or will the microchip fritz out?! (ALERT: Check out TWO SEQUELS to this book right here on Wattpad! Just click on my name, and you'll find it.) If you like the Wimpy Kid or Captain Underpants books, you'll love My Best Friend Is a Secret Agent! Hilariously illustrated, this middle grade chapter book is a comic romp full of action and adventure for any reader - children, tweens, teens... and beyond! This funny spy story is the first in a series so if you like it, there's more to come!

this is for my baby sis her teeth hurt so I decided to do a book based on a sleepover