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'Idiot' means 'I love you' in Floridian by simplysmitten
'Idiot' means 'I love you' in Floridian
simplysmitten
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George has been working as a model for a few years now. His father, a higher up in the English government, insists that George has a bodyguard with him at all times. As an act of defiance, George makes a point to sneak away from his bodyguards to prove to his father they're useless and he doesn't need one. Desperate to find a bodyguard that can actually keep track of his son, George's father hires a bodyguard from a different background- a masked man named Dream. For once, George isn't so eager to get this bodyguard fired.
A Kingdom of Hidden Betrayals || Dreamnotfound by simply_bluebird
A Kingdom of Hidden Betrayals || Dreamnotfound
simply_bluebird
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SEQUEL to A Kingdom of Untold Truths! Make sure to read that first :) George and Clay are happy together ruling Emberfall, but what happens when Nihachu reappears? I do NOT take credit for the cover. Artist: @pupafobe - twitter Possible TW: Violence Slightly nsfw Suggestive themes Swearing Homophobia Death Maybe more
clocks by maywashere_
clocks
maywashere_
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  • Parts 21
༄ the sequel to my book sparks. after years of being without each other, d is left in shock when g turns up on his doorstep unannounced, prepared to help him with the book he is currently working on. what neither of them considered is the spark that could be so easily reignited, even after their time away from each other. what will these sudden months together mean for the two of them? will having to talk about their past resurface unavoidable feelings? ༄ tw/cws for clocks !!! - discussion of addiction - discussion of substance abuse - discussion of drug abuse - discussion of parental abuse - discussion of self harm - mature scenes ( if anything is forgotten i will add it on later so please check regularly if anything has changed !!! )
Last Summer // DNF by Whoreoslikeoreos
Last Summer // DNF
Whoreoslikeoreos
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  • Parts 49
Two strangers bump into each other at 3am in a diner in a small town the summer before their senior year. It's almost quite literally like love at first sight. Your basic love story but make it gay Dreamnotfound type beat Slow-ish burn Au high school/summer vacation Clay is the start football quarterback (of course) George is the musical kid who plays guitar Please read the Information before continuing! Cover credits go to @li_wri_ on Twitter, go follow them they are Pog! Amount of reads milestones: 5K ~ 4 / 26 / 2021 10K ~ 4 / 28 / 2021 15K ~ 5 / 4 / 2021 20K ~ 5 / 14 / 2021 30K ~ 6 / 3 / 2021 40K ~ 6 / 25 / 2021 50K ~ 7 / 17 / 2021 100K ~ 9 / 14 / 2021 200 k ~ 6 / 14 / 2022 _________________________________ #9 In Dreamnotfound ~ 8 / 11 / 2021 #1 in highschoolau ~ 4 / 23 / 2021 #3 in dnf ~ 4 / 27 / 2021 #1 in fruity ~ 4 / 30 / 2021 #1 in gayships ~ 5 / 7 / 2021 #1 in Karlnapity ~ 6 / 30 / 2021 #2 Karlnap ~ 8 / 20 / 2021
Mr Dream.  DNF by lumen_lunae
Mr Dream. DNF
lumen_lunae
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  • Parts 46
George Notfound, head psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. And Dream, a psycho killer. What happens when the two fall in love? Started: June 2021 Ended: October 2021 •Joker AU story with Dnf •Dream as the Joker and George as Harley Quinn •No smut (implied) •Violence •Swearing • Alcohol,drugs and clubbing will be mentioned • There will be not triggers for blood and gruesome things in the chapters, so be aware if you don't like that •My first story so it will be bad •Punctuation will hopefully be correct • More will be explained in Intro
The Dream Case  ||  Dreamnotfound by simply_bluebird
The Dream Case || Dreamnotfound
simply_bluebird
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  • Parts 27
George is a detective who was transferred to America to find the notorious serial killer, Dream. He is challenged with facing a busy work life with twists and turns. When surprises and lies are shoved at him, George does everything he can to stay alive... And when he meets a mysterious man, he can't help but feel safe, but should he trust this stranger or his gut? Detective/serial killer au :) Possible TW: Murder Death Swearing Violence Gore Tiny mention of vomiting Sort of panic attack, idrk Mention of suicide/self harm, but only if you squint I do NOT take credit for the cover art! Artist: taxolotl_ on Instagram Best rankings: 7/30/2021 - #3 in Georgewastaken! 8/20/2021 - #1 in happyending!! 9/4/2021 - #5 in dream!! 9/13/2021 - #1 in shipping!
Take Your Time by MePerdonasMom
Take Your Time
MePerdonasMom
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  • Parts 19
Dream is a selective mute. His mother desperately wants him to speak, so she hires someone to become his friend and gain his trust. Although he still remains silent, a deeper bond is formed between the two of them, one without the need of words. George catches himself falling in love and when those feelings are returned, he can't help but feel terribly guilty for the decision he made earlier. If Dream finds out George is getting payed to be his friend, that bond might be broken forever, he might be broken forever. Would you forgive your -supposed to be- best friend after finding out? ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚:* Cover art is not mine. If you know who it's from, let me know! I'd love to give the artist credit. Completed in 2022.
Under the Bleachers | (AU) Dreamnotfound by jquumu
Under the Bleachers | (AU) Dreamnotfound
jquumu
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  • Parts 22
(AU high school) Dream had been set up for failure his whole life. From no Dad to a deadbeat drunk Mom, Dream had to fend for himself. Some might think this situation would make Dream more responsible, but he went down the same path as his mother. From getting high everyday to crashing at his friends house, it seemed like there was no end. George on the other hand was a little different. He had his mom and his sister, and his brain. George was incredibly smart, he was definitely going places. The downside of this was bullies, George is bullied constantly and can't stand up for himself. He is grateful for what he has, but he sometimes wish he could just do something to take the edge off. Clay was a broken failure George was a bullied bookworm In this story George and Clay make their way through senior year. YO ranked #1 on georgewastaken THANK U WOW
Thank You || dnf by 0nlyfanz
Thank You || dnf
0nlyfanz
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  • Parts 61
Clay struggles with home life, and his social life isn't the greatest either. George on the other hand is the popular kid in school, having no issues at home and no issues with his social life. The two used to know eachother, but something happened after Clay turned four and George never saw him again. What happens when the two cross paths for the first time in thirteen years? This is a very slow burn, fluff filled fanfiction, with some questionable parts, but I just wanted to make this as detailed as I could, so I'm sorry about that. Impressive things #1 in fanfic Dec 17st 2021 #1 in fanfiction Dec 21st 2021 #2 in dnf Dec 19th 2021 ❗DISCLAIMER❗ This story contains heavy and touchy subjects like physical and verbal abuse. It also has mentions of alcohol and drugs, as well of brief suicide comments and homophobic slurs. This happens throughout the whole book so people who are sensitive to these topics, I urge you not to read. George and Dream have stated they are comfortable with fanfictions about them, but at any given time they say they are uncomfortable, I will take this story down immediately. As for the cover art, @dnfwow on twitter made it.
Bastille | DNF by Jukebox_Disc
Bastille | DNF
Jukebox_Disc
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  • Parts 21
[DNF Prison!AU] "New roomie, how great." The man spoke with deep sarcasm, voice rough as if unused. "Haven't had one in a while." He stood up, easily towering over George. He was built, definitely very strong, but didn't look too bulky. His face was as serious as was his voice and posture. If this guy decided to rock his shit, George knew he was screwed. He greatly hesitated before asking, but then decided it's in his best interest to get to know his new cellmate. "W-why, what happened to the last one?" He tried his best to sound casual and absolutely not frightened to death, but his voice came out a little choked up. "Well, let's just say we had our disagreements." Oh. "Wait, they let you change cellmates?" "Why, you trynna run off already?" He felt his heart drop, even after realizing this was probably this guy's idea of a joke. George wasn't sure if he should laugh it off or remain quiet. "'Course they don't. What do you think this is, summer camp?" or DNF Prison!AU where George needs help chasing off what seems to be every horny bastard in the prison and he ends up accidentally roping his new cellmate into helping him.