What is actually wrong with me. Okay so i decided to finally make a description. i don't know what possessed me to write this but here's a story about how two people, polar opposites, who thought they hated each other, fell in love. this is satire i promise
Bob Duncan and Bertram Winkle are very in love. Read this story to find out what happens to their family.
{satire} "i can destroy everyones pussy in this room, apart from yours. It's very frustrating." Lilah Buttercup is a quirky, shy and goofy girl who's beauty outshines anyone in her path. She's not the type to fall for a bad boy like Malfoy... but something about him entices her. Secrets, legends, tales and moans, fol...
A beautiful love story between three horny young men who are overcome by their desire for each other. They discover knew things about their sexuality and each other. Strap on your seatbelts. (And your ball gags)
just a hp fanfic in which y/n is the main character 😭🤚 ⚠️TW: cringe a/n⚠️ storyline: y/n is a slytherin in her 6th year and starts to fall in love with the cold, heartless, draco malfoy DISCLAIMER: i do not actually like malfoy, i own no characters, this is not meant to be offensive to anyone, and THIS IS A JOKE
it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.
Corona is the new girl in town and EVERYBODY hates her!!! one day she met a real charmer by the name of Flu who knows everybody!! will he even notice her!?
I'm sorry.... Said about The Toad: "A better love story than twilight" - Myself "Beautiful" - some random guy at the street "Go clean your room!" - my mom "What the heck did I just read" - Tim Burton It had been love at first sight...every time Blaise Zabini closed his eyes, the image of the beautiful, pink devil flas...
Mcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE
TW⚠️ SKATERBOIS😈😈😈😈 A fine hot bloke, Dobby, works at the malfoy manor as a house elf. His life is miserable until he comes across a greasy lad named Lucius💃
