''I'll turn your software into hardware''

"You were supposed to be a bath bomb!" "Well turns out its your lucky day, sweetheart, cause you just got something ten times better: me." ➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶ In which a bath bomb from Walmart turns out to be an over cocky, ridiculously hot, yet surprisingly clueless demigod. ©Kiki 2020© ➣High-key crackfic ➣Greek mythology ➣Romance HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in JUNGKOOK #1 in KPOP #1 in BTS #2 in FANFICTION **Started: January 14, 2020** **Ended: May 7, 2020**

"If its Kpop and Kdrama, my mafia duties can definitely wait" What happens when Bangtan is pitted against Seoul's only female Mafia leader? A crazy woman leading an even crazier group called EXO with a rotten sense of humor and an undefinable love for Lee Minho and Doritos? #1 in Taehyung #1 in Hoseok

soulmate au in which you can taste what your soulmate tastes. when kim taehyung starts to frequently taste blood, he knows something is wrong, and vows to find his soulmate and fix it. tw// abuse/domestic violence

"Are you sure it's just empathy? Are you sure you're not feeling... attracted to me?" There was a shift in his voice as it became more silky, pleasing to listen to. I could feel my muscles relax in response to the soothing sound. "Don't you feel the need to get closer to me? To touch me?" he continued, his eyes darkening wickedly. • • • Jimin is a siren, a once-human creature that is cursed to roam the lonely sea for eternity to pay for his past sins. That is, until he gets captured by the pirate captain Min Yoongi and his crew. When Jimin sets his eyes on Katherine, he knows he has a chance of breaking the curse. All he has to do is get close to her, but Yoongi will not let that happen so easily. As Jimin slowly becomes more human, his ability to love also returns, and his newfound feelings may get in the way of his plans. ➺ Romance ➺ Fantasy ➺ Siren au ➺ Pirate au ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ACHIEVEMENTS: • A Wattpad Kpop Featured Story • • Winner of The Bangtan Writers Awards 2019 • • Winner of The BTS Airplane pt.2 Awards 2019 • • Winner of The Insomnia BTS Awards 2019 • HIGHEST RANKS: ⤷01 in bts ⤷01 in parkjimin ⤷01 in pirates ⤷01 in btsjimin ⤷01 in pjm ⤷01 in yoongi ⤷04 in jimin ⤷02 in hoseok word count: 165,000 COPYRIGHT © Hoseokiiss ** NOTE: though all comments still exist, many older ones are no longer in-line with paragraphs due to some editing **

Target: Park Jimin Mission: Steal the exam papers A nerd that has the hopes of her fellow classmates to fulfil. Will she succeed at taking the exam paper from her Professor! Or will she get herself in the most troubling situations of her life? #1 chimchim (06/02/2019) (i am still shocked don't ask me how) #1 hush (28/03/2019) #1 jiminxreader (04/08/2019) #1 mochi (09/08/2019) #1 btsjimin (24/04/20) #3 fanfiction (11/05/20) #3 fanfic (11/05/20) #1 jimin (15/05/20)

A young man who's life sends him to walk through roads that stain his gentle soul, finds himself before a job that will change his heart forever. A woman , hurt and unable to trust people that consists of thoughts of the past and plans of how to obtain the justice she is craving over the death of her best friend. Two individuals that cross paths, entangled between personal interests and benefits that place their feelings for each other into a dilemma. "Tell me Miss Lee. Am I a fun toy to have around? Are my feelings something that will never fully be taken seriously because I can't make you believe in them no matter what I may do? Should I give up on you or should I insist? " He left his lips to brush against yours as he kept speaking, his actions bringing your mind to a poisoned state that awoke your desire for him while his speech pierced through the protective walls of logic and into your heart, like an arrow.

𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 "You're only famous because of my ass." ♔ ʀᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ sʜᴏᴡ ♔ Crack fic

She's the last one to be his target. Will he successfully played her heart just like he did to any other girls, or he'll just die trying? But, eventually the feelings will going to be real. Who's gonna Play Hard To Get? Highest rank in Fanfiction so far: #3 3????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R U FREAKISHLY KIDDING ME??? (O.o) Start: May 2016 Ended: November 2016 Edits: 2020

✅ "Any last words before the race starts?" "vroom vroom bitch."