My random scripts ._. Just because I......uh.....I like writing scripts.... And....well there is no and... I have lots of random scenes in here! A lot of them come from actual conversations I've had, some being text conversations and such. This isn't really a serious book, it's more humor!

Tord has been having some secret feelings about a certain Jehovah's Witness. But he doesn't know how to reciprocate his love, so Edd and Matt decide to go on a trip with only the four of them... What will happen when Tom finds out? Will these enemies soon become lovers? May contain: Mature language/ and some vulgar acts (High School au) (Now discontinued)

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)