*A Vampire Academy AU fanfic* An AU fic that branches away from the main storyline during Shadow Kiss: after the cabin, fight, and cave rescue. Dimitri's body isn't there - so he has been turned. Or has he? When he returns, he and Rose make their relationship public. Lissa plans *everybody's* future. Dimitri and Rose kick a** at Rose's trials, Abe, Janine, Art (not dead in this au), Alberta, Kirova, Victoria, Olena support Rose and Dimitri, and Rose realizes that she now has a wonderful family. Romitri fluff, mainly. Rated T for romance, some innuendo; nothing graphic. COMPLETE PS - I am sorry to say that i won't be writing the planned sequels to Coming Home to You or No One Ever Looks Up. I'm not really in the Vampire Academy fandom anymore, much as I love Vampire Academy, and I have too many demands on my time just now to do them justice. If any of you are interested in writing a sequel / follow-up to either or both of these, PM me. I would be happy to chat about it and/or beta. Please also send me a link when you publish, and I'll link to it here and on the other sites this is crossposted on.

☆Life isn't a fairytale, if you lose your shoe at midnight; chances are you're going to walk home barefoot☆ Chloe never believed in love, her mother and her sister put way too much faith in the concept anyway. Then her old neighbours returned to their old house. Their eldest son, Nate was getting married, who was coincidentally Chloe's sister's one true love, to someone else. His younger brother, Matt was back to mess up Chloe's life. Handling a heartbroken elder sister, a wedding that seems like its too cheesy to be real, a hot neighbour that can irritate the shit out of you and juggling school? That's not difficult at all. But maybe, just maybe, Prince Charming isn't as arrogant as she thought he was. Maybe he'll actually return her shoe and save her the trouble of walking barefoot. *CONTAINS A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF FANGIRLING* I AM REMOVING THIS STORY ON THE 31st OF OCTOBER SO BE PREPARED Gorgeous cover made by @Perfectioners Highest ranking: #1 in Humor & #6 in Teen Fiction

*A Vampire Academy AU Fanfic* Rose can no longer stand pretending that she and Dimitri are nothing more than mentor and student. So she takes matters into her own hands. Branches off from main storyline during Vampire Academy. Before the dance and lust charm, but after the shopping trip. Rose and Dimitri reveal their relationship to their friends, then Dimitri does his best to win them over with pizza, a concert, etc. Alberta makes Rose and Dimitri promise to keep their relationship secret, otherwise, at least until Rose graduates/turns 18. Romitri fluff, mainly. Rated T for romance/seduction, nothing explicit. Gets a bit goofy towards the end. COMPLETE. PS - I am sorry to say that i won't be writing the planned sequels to Coming Home to You or No One Ever Looks Up. I'm not really in the Vampire Academy fandom anymore, much as I love Vampire Academy, and I have too many demands on my time just now to do them justice. If any of you are interested in writing a sequel / follow-up to either or both of these, PM me. I would be happy to chat about it and/or beta. Please also send me a link when you publish, and I'll link to it here and on the other sites this is crossposted on.

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