• BOOK ONE OF THE KAIIDTH SERIES! ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ - Though you weren't one for uncommon pleasantries, this seemed to be the best time for such. If you weren't polite, you'd be dead where you stood. He made it out to seem as such, causing a rude realization. - An assassin is all he was, and he was holding a sword to your throat. ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ • As the title suggests, this story involves the topic of kidnapping. If you are uncomfortable with such, please do not read. • If anyone included is uncomfortable with this, I will either take them from the books or demolish the series completely. • I don't mean push sexualities or pronouns onto people. (E.X. Ranboo's pronouns being they/them in this). • THESE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BASED OFF OF THE CHARACTERS PORTRAYED IN THE DREAM SMP, THESE ARE NOT THE ACTUALLY CC'S. THANKS! :))) • Cover by: Me, lol (Not the art) • Story written by: @-GESUNDHEIT- and @inscectedlotus • Writing started: July 11, 2021 • Writing ended: August 8, 2021 • First chapter published: August 5, 2021 • Last chapter published: August 17, 2021

"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen? "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out." or, in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing. or or, a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

Originally on ao3 NOT TAKING REQUESTS

SFW AGE REGRESSION mainly tommy-centric

( One of the robbers rushed towards the two boys only to be stopped by a dart to the abdomen. He promptly collapsed and started writhing on the ground, shouting profanities. "What the hell- what the fuck are in those?" Torpedo stared at Tommy incredulously. "Ink." Tommy smiled. "Dude- that could kill someone-" "Oh. Oops." ) In which Tommy is a vigilante who works as a barista with his best friends, who aren't even aware of his secret hobby. Unbeknownst to Tommy, his friends have secrets as well. ‼️THIS IS ENTIRELY PLATONIC‼️

Tommy had lived and died as Theseus, Icarus, Orpheus and Sisyphus. But all he wanted to be was free. In which Tommy Soot, originally born in 1509, is cursed to be reborn, to never reach adulthood unless he figured out the Greek myth of his lifetime. He had one rule of not allowing himself to get attached to people but he would have never guessed that a foster family of the creator of Minecraft, an anime stan and a Soundcloud musician would break that rule. ~ SBI Foster AU but with Greek mythology.

THIS STORY DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!! IT BELONGS TO THCSIUS ON TWITTER!!!! I MERELY POSTED THIS TO SHARE THE BOOTIFUL STORY WITH THE WORLD!!!!

Technoblade Withers is a detective in a kind of small town of Logstedshire, a dead logging town. Nothing really happens around here till a young middle schooler comes to him to report a missing person of Thomas Innes, a 13-year-old foster kid with a history of running away. Something draws him in and soon Techno finds himself discovering far more than a missing kid.

"if you want to kill a god , aim for it's heart" "Why?" "Because it's fragile , like ours " He aimed , but never fired -•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•- Suggestive content , explicit conversations about sexual themes and attraction , panic attacks , please proceed with caution . No real names used , just George's but there's nothing I can do that .

Tubbo is a vigilante known as Apis, has been for the last three months. And now, under the guise of being a human, has finally gotten a job to help him and Ranboo pay rent. Bad news, that job happens to put him right next to his personal enemy, the hero known as Theseus. Aka, the same hero that's been sent to hunt him down. And to make matters worse, his employers happen to be Theseus's dad and brothers. What has his life come to? (Rated Mature for graphic depictions of violence)