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let's be cops  by satired
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"so what do you say... let's be cops."
amber is the best by satired
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sometimes, when it's cold and dark, and the moon is out, i like to write poems about why i love amber so much
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self explanatory
cake » hood by satired
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a pretty girl says he can't cook, so he bakes a cake. highest rank: short story #459
fish ✧ louis booty by satired
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"well it's in there pretty far"
balloons ❄ irwin by satired
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in which a boy who sells balloons at disneyland falls for the girl with minnie mouse ears. highest rank: short story #484
aladdin ❄ hood [coming soon] by satired
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in which aladdin falls for not jasmine, but carpet.
mary poppins ❄ hemmo by satired
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in which a boy falls for mary poppins at disneyland.
single riders  by satired
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in which two people come in as single riders and come out as not so single riders.
film // irwin [slow updates] by satired
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she rents his favorite movie. she keeps his heart.