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12 stories
let's be cops  by satired
let's be cops
satired
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  • Votes 50
  • Parts 4
"so what do you say... let's be cops."
amber is the best by satired
amber is the best
satired
  • Reads 141
  • Votes 15
  • Parts 3
sometimes, when it's cold and dark, and the moon is out, i like to write poems about why i love amber so much
quotes from stuff by satired
quotes from stuff
satired
  • Reads 1,179
  • Votes 95
  • Parts 14
self explanatory
cake » hood by satired
cake » hood
satired
  • Reads 11,491
  • Votes 745
  • Parts 13
a pretty girl says he can't cook, so he bakes a cake. highest rank: short story #459
fish ✧ louis booty by satired
fish ✧ louis booty
satired
  • Reads 504
  • Votes 30
  • Parts 3
"well it's in there pretty far"
balloons ❄ irwin by satired
balloons ❄ irwin
satired
  • Reads 2,223
  • Votes 137
  • Parts 3
in which a boy who sells balloons at disneyland falls for the girl with minnie mouse ears. highest rank: short story #484
aladdin ❄ hood [coming soon] by satired
aladdin ❄ hood [coming soon]
satired
  • Reads 1,166
  • Votes 37
  • Parts 1
in which aladdin falls for not jasmine, but carpet.
mary poppins ❄ hemmo by satired
mary poppins ❄ hemmo
satired
  • Reads 1,959
  • Votes 87
  • Parts 3
in which a boy falls for mary poppins at disneyland.
single riders  by satired
single riders
satired
  • Reads 1,057
  • Votes 36
  • Parts 2
in which two people come in as single riders and come out as not so single riders.
film // irwin [slow updates] by satired
film // irwin [slow updates]
satired
  • Reads 4,512
  • Votes 275
  • Parts 10
she rents his favorite movie. she keeps his heart.