BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown - to both of their displeasure. Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn. - Please note that I am not the original author of this story, @isthisselfcare is. That being said, I am only reposting this story on Wattpad, as some people dislike reading it on it's original platform AO3. All credits go to J.K. Rowling for writing the Harry Potter series, and @isthisselfcare for writing this fanfiction based off the characters in said series. Covert art: @da.a_art on Instagram Original link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952

"If you weren't so important to The Dark Lord, I'd kill you right now" "If I still had my wand, you'd be dead already" Nine years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the war rages on. Voldemort is triumphant, but The Order continue to fight. Whilst on a rescue mission, Hermione Granger is captured and taken to The Dark Lord. When he cannot uncover her memories, or any secrets he can use to stamp The Order out once and for all, she's given to the most skilled Legillimens within his army.

Control isn't the only thing Draco Malfoy has lost. But he will get it back. He will get everything bac

"You said it yourself, you're a Death Eater, and correct me if I'm wrong but that's worse than being a Mudblood" "If I'm filthy then I'm dragging you down with me" - The war has ended and Hogwarts has been rebuilt. The ministry was so busy with repairing all the damage that they forgot to look at population rates. As a last minute decision, they created a new law. A Marriage Law for everyone between the ages of 16-30. The students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry have been put under this law, and now they have to make a choice. Get married or loose their magic. *not my art* *includes cussing* #1 in Dramione!!!! #1 in DramioneFanfiction!!! #1 in HermioneGranger!!!! #1 in DracoMalfoy!! #1 in HarryPotter!!!! #1 in TheodoreNott!! #1 in GinnyWeasley!!! #1 in BlaiseZabini!!!! #1 in AstoriaGreengrass!! #1 in Bluna!! #1 in Hinny!!!! #1 in MarriageLaw! #2 in RonWeasley!! #1 in PansyParkinson!! #1 in TheoNott!! #5 in texttospeech!!

It had been too long, why reveal the truth after years? Hermione Granger was believed to be Muggleborn most of her life, till she found out some unexpected news. Her identity has changed completely and she doesn't think she'll get over it. What will happen to her now? *Cussing included* *Gets a bit dark* #1 in DramioneFanfiction!!!! #1 in Dramione!!! #4 in HarryPotter!!! #1 in HermioneGranger!!!! #2 in DracoMalfoy!!!! #1 in HermioneZabini!!!! #1 in Zabinitwins!!!! #1 in Bluna!!! #1 in Zabini!! #1 in SeamusFinnigan!! #1 in DeanThomas!! #1 in hogwartsschoolofwitchcraftandwizardry!! #1 in Hogwarts!! #1 in PansyParkinson!!! #1 in BlaiseZabini!! #1 in DaphneGreengrass!! #1 in TheodoreNott!!! #2 in Hinny!!! #4 in AstoriaGreengrass!!! #8 in TheoNott!! #20 in GinnyWeasley!! #54 in RonWeasley!!!

Draco's eyes blazed with anger, "I fulfilled my promise. Theo made me swear to look after you and I did that." Hermione stood her ground, watching the enraged man curiously, her own anger reaching it's high. Closing the distance between them, he sneered accusingly, "I did it so well that you want to go fuck someone else." Bringing her hand across, Hermione slapped Draco with all her might. Even in the dimly lit room, her handprint was clearly visible on his pale face. He licked his bottom lip tasting blood. Her fire had returned. Draco firmly pulled Hermione against his body and kissed her, his lips moulding perfectly to hers. Forgive me Theo.....

"I want Astoria back, you want Weasel back - for some unknown reason. They'll come crawling back on their hands and knees. Simple, really." "Are you proposing we fake date?" I asked, incredulously. He smirked, "Oh Granger, that's exactly what I am proposing." --- Takes place eighth year and they all come back to Hogwarts. Voldemort is dead, however everyone who died in the war is alive. (Completed) #1 in Hermione and #1 in Dramione

"This is wrong," Theo murmured. "You should have... you shouldn't have died." He looked at her name in scrolled print as if it the letters were going to jump to life and spell out a message for him. They stayed as silent as the stone they were etched in. "I would have save you, Hermione." Theodore Nott POV one shot.