If anyone had told me year ago that I'd be writing smut about a likely gay robot, I would've laughed sadly because it had already begun (2 yrs already!) Mettaton lemons and one shots for all of the robotfuckers out there! I will take requests if you have any. This includes AUs and threesomes. Enjoy ya filthy sinners!

Enter this story if you crave lots of fluff, awful humor, sexual tension, and in general a lot of Mettaton ;))) The reader is gender neutral, so they/them pronouns abound i have an unhealthy obsession with both mettaton and this song so ta-da all im gonna say is that vanjie may or may not show up as a safe word at some point (don't worry! the story has proper grammar for the most part. i just wrote the bio lowercase for aesthetic reasons)