Allow the story to unfold as Elana Cuttlespoon manages high school. She's an insufferable British outcast, unlike all her peers. Her misfortunes are increased ten-fold when a certain someone (it may or may not be Harry Styles) bursts into her life. Elana Cuttlespoon is skeptical of this avant-garde beau. However, she may just have a change of heart. I would like to stress once more: THIS IS NOT SERIOUS WRITING! The story is a satire, made for the enjoyment of others. This is a comedic narrative making fun of the absurdity of outrageous Y/N fan-fiction. It is also written stylistically: way too many setting details, "I'm Not Like Other Girls" Syndrome, and mentioning beautiful "orbs" every five seconds. I urge you to believe that I am not unhinged. (And yes, this is enemies to lovers.)