During Ragnarok the curse of immortality was lifted off kratos and he was struck down by Ràgnarok's blade along with his son Atreus His soul was then sent forward in time billions of years until the modern age where the large hadron collider shot a hole in space in time bringing the weapons of kratos into modern time but hidden deep into a forest

This will ,hopefully, be a story where Izuku has a quirk named 'hotline'. There will be a description on how it works, during his introduction when he joins class 1-A,but he will join 1-A a bit differently. Izuku will not be mute, but will have jacket's cassette.He will also have jacket's equipment ie 'Richard',the jacket,a baseball bat as well as jacket's weapons from payday2. Don't worry they will be told to 1-A. There will be a ship its izujiro I will not be doing the missions from hotline Miami. I think I should point this out, I am a tea drinking Brit so if something is spelled wrong it might be because of our English or I didn't notice it sorry in advanced. Before I forget, Izuku will only be called 'deku' by bakugo dispite growing up together Izuku will not call bakugo 'Kachan'. They won't be friends though i haven't decided what the will be yet. This will also have graphic depictions of violence ,but not to many I can't them that good. And the most important point is this is my first fan fiction so constructive criticism is welcome. I will not add ANs through out the chapters unless they're at the beginning and end. Pictures are the same ,but only at the beginning. Me again I don't know how much I will update because I have ADHD I will most likely forget this exists for a bit sorry from past me if future me forgets.

The door and the wall is my new Otp...

J2Trappy had never been able to trap. Picked on throughout his primary school life, the mandem had never understood what it was like to be trapless. When one day he is voted least likely to trap, he decides he's had enough. Follow J2Trappy's inspirational journey to become the most infamous roadman known to these endz. Backed by his two best drillaz: K and J-2, can he prove his primary school wrong?

Peppa has a new crew team.

Nah nah

Peppa pig is a bitch and a wannabe road man. George is just fucking weird. Mummy Pig is evil and uses spider legs for eyelashes and Daddy pig is a fat nonce. Each chapter will involve weird situations that will happen in the family so brace yourself. 🙃

'stunning, remarkable, entertaining.' - joris bohnson 'a real page-turner. you will never get bored of this exciting story.' - lana del armadillo ⚠️⚠️⚠️TW: words, sentences, the english language, heterophobia, cisphobia, racist language towards white people, the number 3⚠️⚠️⚠️

Ignore the very aesthetic photo of me and my friend. Anyways as it says it says in the title it's basically just stuff that goes down in a secondry school so enjoy :)

So my mans just came up and said wagwan pifting can I have your bb pin and then I was being fucked in the back of a corsa in mcdonalds car park