"Doll..." *DISCLAIMER HERMIONE IS 17 FOR ALLEGED REASONS OK*

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

levi 🤩🤩🤩💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️ and alvin the chimpmunk 🤢🤢🤢 are in a secret relationship, but eill they be able to stay together, one ☝️ being human, the other a chimpmunk? 🥶🥶🥶🥶🙏🙏🙏😨😨😨🌲🌲🤪🤪😉🙂😕💨💨

can i put my balls in yo jaws

Shrek Smut

Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger looking as bitch muthafucka. Your grades are going down so you guys have to summon the ryuk spirit 🙀🙀🙀. Read to see what happens next to y/n!!!

Still a better love story than Twilight.

⚠️ WARNING AESTHETIC ⚠️ 🍑Sangwoo is a young man trying to pursue his dream of becoming a builder; while living with his boyfriend, who suffers from a crippling ash addiction (not a metaphor,, like literal ash). 👑Obama is a rich dilf looking for a sugar baby to spoil. 🍃What will happen when these two yearning men cross paths? Will Sangwoo remain faithful? Where the fucc does this guy keep getting human ashes??? Only the future will tell us 🥴💖