A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

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(Rodrick x Rowley) & (Greg x Rowley) Rowley has always had a thing for Rodrick. Whenever he would go over to the Heffley's, the tension he felt whenever Rodrick glanced or simply walked by would make the butterflies in his stomach grow. Little does he know that Rodrick feels the same although he's way better at hiding it. Greg has always denied having feelings for Rowley. No matter how many times people at school have pointed out the way he looks at the ginger boy or even his mom trying to talk about how being gay is okay, Greg can't help but feel conflicted when something happens the night Rowley decides to stay over.

Superjail. The biggest jail on earth and the one with the highest mortality rate. You want in so bad that you decide to assassinate a few presidents. Eventually, you get caught and are carted off to Superjail, just like you'd wanted! Joy! You wreak havoc, blood and destruction following your wake. No one is safe from you. No one can hide. Every other inmate is terrified of you. The Warden likes watching you kill. You're a lot of fun! He starts following you around and you find that you're both absolutely insane. Isn't that fabulous? Quite on accident, he starts to love you and you start to love him. How will Superjail survive this crazy couple!? (Requested by Ruby2829)

Head canons written by Zero First few will be Kotoko, because I love her and I feel bad for her The random oneshot is great if you wanna just read that tho, its gay and OumaSai Bottom!Shu, no smut besides implied smut tho. (Also, there's one chapter, called Miu writes about her classmates or something, that I think is good.)

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So I saw a few '107 facts' and I decided to make one for Randy Cunningham: 9th grade ninja! If you have not been caught up with the series, or never heard of it, I suggest you catch up to the last episode. By the way, the cover photo and the other ones do not belong to me!!! Thank you guys for 4K votes and 107K reads!!!!

//WARNING!// THIS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR DANGANRONOA: ULTRA DESPAIR GIRLS// PLEASE FINISH THE GAME BEFORE YOU READ THIS BOOK! -After accideantlly ruining Monaca's favorite picture with Big Sis Junko, Jataro is ready for her to be extremely upset with him, but Nagisa interferes, making sure Jataro stays out of trouble. Their relationship begins to have twists and turns, and lots of unexpected interruptions... will this end it heartbreak, or will Jataro finally get his happily ever after?- I know this ship is quite rare in the fandom, so I'm writing this for all you Jataro x Nagisa shippers! I plan to make this story pretty long since the others are only like 5 chapters long at the most. Happy reading! ~Author ♡ Cover art by: Artsy_Jataro Written and edited by: Me ;w; I do not support the creators of Danganronpa, I simply enjoy the story and characters! NO SMUT OR 18+ CONTENT, THESE ARE MINORS.

List of Komahina and Hinakiyo one shots, we will have fluff,angst probably not Smut come,read and find out Requests open 🚪