A dramatic love story, filled with red (blood and romance) - - A summer morning, Miss Katie moves to Britain, as she was there she met Gordon Ramsey and the British Queen. What will she do!? Will she pick Gordon or the Queen? What secrets does the Queen have in store? What powers does vegan Teacher and Gordon have? And at Last why is prince phillip so thiccccccc 😩😩⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ - Sorry for deleting panchos drug cartel :,) - - Enjoy~

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus becomes a minecraft streamer -jesus gets arrested for being too thicc no disrespect to jesus, i love you man

y/n's life is turned upside down when an unexpected bald man shows up at her door... part 2 coming soon maybe idk we give up

This is all satire, in no way am I against Shmitty, I love her and Pupinia equally. It was for the sake of the fic.

okay i have nothing better to do so i'm writing this, it's based off of the tangled story, but i've added some of my own characters and stuff :) enjoyyyyy~ 💀

This is completely satire I was told to make this on TikTok Also my first fanfic 😐