Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝─── 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭. . . 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 ‶𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞.ʺ ───❞ "Oh you have no idea how happy you make me," said Harry, resting his forehead against hers. "Even in the middle of this chaos?" Y/N asked as she led him in a slow dance. "Especially in the middle of this chaos," Harry replied, grinning. "I love you so much, Y/N Hope Diggory, you are the best thing that's ever happened to me. Well, after treacle tart, of course." Y/N chuckled. "Not taking tips from Fred anymore, are you?" "Nope. This is all from my own heart. My own words." "Well, action speaks louder than words, Potterson." In a flash, Harry leaned in and crashed his lips onto hers, kissing her passionately. Just like that, the rest of the world faded away. 》𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛《 ━ Y/N Diggory, the impatient Gryffindor, finds herself falling for her best friend at Hogwarts. . . where she unravels thrilling secrets about herself, secrets one could only imagine. Oh what a rollercoaster her journey would be. . . if only she knew. She was his comfort, she was his home, she was his guardian angel. . . To him, she was his chosen one. ✧I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER*。 【 harry potter x fem!reader 】 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽: 15-02-2021 Ended: 23-06-2024

"𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍." ••• Y/n L/n has been friends with Benny and Ethan since they were kids. Thrown into a supernatural world of vampires, magic, and more; the friends will have to battle not only monsters but relationships as well. Let's see how it goes then, shall we? (Expect a lot of mutual pining and two big, oblivious idiots <3) ••••••••••••••••••• [Ongoing] *an benny weir x fem!reader/self-insert* *i don't own any of the my babysitter's a vampire characters/plot and I don't own you!*

I started writing this when I was 16. Do not take this story seriously haha

"I know you think I've been using you since the start, (Y/N). You couldn't have been more wrong." Light Yagami, on his quest to becoming the god of the new world, crosses paths with a girl who possesses quiet confidence and a polite demeaner. When they begin to work together, will they be able to maintain their alliance while keeping L unaware? Status- ongoing Upload schedule- i am a useless member of society

Miles Morales should have learned from Hannah Montana that you should never, ever mix your secret identity and your personal life together. So, of course, he just had to go and fall head over heels for a cute girl at school. And, okay, maybe he took advantage of her admiration for Spider-Man and used it as a way to talk to her. Maybe he got the courage to talk to her without the mask, too, and quickly built a friendship that might evolve into something more. But, as he quickly learned, when you're flirting with a girl as both yourself and your vigilante alter ego, things can get a little bit messy. Man, he should have watched Disney Channel more. (This takes place after Into the Spider-Verse and before Across the Spider-Verse, so it does not contain ATSV spoilers!)

Lucy Heartfilia and Natsu Dragneel are best friends since they are young. They are always together. They do everything together. They don't keep secrets with each other. During their High School Natsu met a girl named Lisanna Strauus. He fell in love with this girl at first sight. Natsu always talk about her with Lucy and asked a few tip to get this girl. As his best friend, Lucy keeps on supporting Natsu to get Lisanna. But not knowing by Natsu his best friend Lucy has admired him for a long time. When Natsu gets Lisanna as his girlfriend, Lucy started to act strange. Natsu didn't know why is Lucy is like that he always asked her why is she like that but Lucy just ignore him. Lucy's family went abroad because of their family business. Lucy didn't even say goodbye to Natsu before she leave the country. Natsu just heard the news from Levy that Lucy left without telling him. Lucy also met a guy named Gray Fullbuster at America. Lucy fell in love to him. One day Lucy and Natsu met accidentally and they have a conversion that made Natsu realize something important that he should notice earlier. Now Natsu don't know what he should do. He is always thinks of Lucy even he is with Lisanna. Will everyone be smile together with happiness just what Natsu wants? Or it may turn out up side down? Whose your ship? NaLu or GrayLu or Nali or Gruvia???? XD Winner of FT Watty Awards 2015 in Alternate Timelines Category...^W^ Thank you for those who voted. Started: June 6, 2014 End: May 14, 2016

all she longed for was to be was part of the team. she deserved it, because she was an elemental master at the most highest skill. but why was it hard to be there without getting distracted? all jay walker wanted was to win her back. when she was his, he was the happiest boy ever. the happiest he's ever been, to be exact. but why couldn't he get her back after their most wonderful history? after all, he was the the good one, next to zane. all kai smith desired was her attention. if she was his girl, he knew he would ditch his "bad hothead" ways and do anything to make her smile. after all, good girls like bad guys, like him. all lloyd garmadon wished for was to get her in bed. don't worry, he also wanted to be romantic to make her feel amazing because she was different. after all, there's a dirty side to everyone, including him. in the end, amongst the chaos, danger, and drama, she will have to think of the ultimate question: who will she choose to be with? the good, the bad, or the dirty? x may have inappropriate scenes, so warning given in advance dedicated to ariana (@cakeycole)

Lucy Heartfilia is once again the first to lose all her power in another mission with team Natsu. The team have her back, like they always have and always will, but Lucy can't help but feel that she is holding the strongest team in Fairy Tail back with her average at best magic store. So, despite new relationships coming to light with a certain ice mage, she decides to abandon Fairy Tail in order to train and make her long line of celestial spirit mage ancestors proud. Not out of need for revenge or spite, but out of pure determination to be better. Juvia Lockser can tell that her Gray-sama doesn't love her. He is talented and powerful. She is nothing in comparison to him in her mind. Just a normal water mage, unimpressive and bland and crazy. She can't fight and she isn't pretty. She is unworthy of loving him until she can get stronger. Cana Alberona feels defeated after another failure at the S-class trails, losing to Freed. She no longer cares about her need to prove herself to her father, nor does she mind that she cannot call herself an S-class mage. She just feels she has lacked improvement in the last five years, like she peaked at 13. So when lucy tells her former teammate about her idea to leave, and Juvia overhears the pair, the three girls decide to set off together, to better themselves and become as strong as they can be. A year later they return and old relationships crash back. Will the three be forever partners? Or will old feelings, old friends, and a war on the horizon break apart our team of underdogs? Graylu is the main ship in this story

When both Gray and Lucy are heart broken they decide to leave the guild to train together, meaning to only leave for a short amount of time they come back to an unwelcoming environment. Having to leave again they join a new guild and they meet some new and old friends and rivals.