"You fucking fatass!" You said with tears in your eyes "Don't worry I am here" Cartman said kissing your forehead He is superficial, arrogant, narcissistic, evil, smokes in the dark corners of the city and steals, he has mental issues and he needs help, you are an artist, you smoke, you are bullied and you need help. Both of you need help and love, can you both help and love each other?

Y/N moves to the snowy mountain town of South Park with her mom wanting a new start but when she meets big boned Eric Cartman her whole world is flipped on it's head will they stay enemies or will a old enemy of Cartman bring them closer? Find out in Big Boned Love. * I don't own the South Park brand, all rights reserved to the creators

"Make a choice, y/n! You don't need him! All he'll do is hurt you!" Kyle screamed, stomping his foot and gesturing towards Cartman in frustration. His fangs glistened in the moonlight, as did Cartman's sincere eyes as he stared at y/n with deep pain. "Y/n..." Cartman trailed off, his fuzzy ears twitching, "I love you, bitchtits. I just hope you know that... Even if I'm a monster..." Y/n bit her lip... she didn't know who to choose. How could she possibly make the choice?

i made this for myself because i am a diagnosed narcissist but if u wanna read it this is what it's about (Killer! Cartman x Obsessed! Reader)

That's right oneshots as in the plural sense! More than one baby!!

he can't stop shitting

Are you a bitch? Are you in love with Eric Cartman? Do you enjoy reading fanfcition so you can pretend someone loves you? If one or all of these things sound like you, then you might be interested in therapy, but therapy is expensive so read this if you're poor.

You and Cartman go camping is Wyoming

iv seen where people say there's not a lot of cartman × readers out there.... well your right. there's not... that's why I'm here! yaaaayyyyyyy enjoy~~~ ^~^

THIS IS A JOKE I WOULD NEVER REALLY DO THIS. And if you actually simp for cartman or something stfu, get a life, stop simping over someone who is problematic, if he was real you wouldnt like him, if you do that would be pedophilia(even if your a similar age it's still creepy). If you do simply for him irl not only do you love a child BUT you like a racist, ableist, transphobe(I'm insure on this thi so correct me if I'm wrong) and someone who has committed around 50 crimes (one of them being r@pe and a few being WAR crimes)