Read to discover who truly stole the salt. Amazing story. Recommended by all story critics. New York times best seller 2017. You won't be able to put the book down!

2 smexy 5 u, bb. BEN x Barry is a thiccy boi ship my mens. Don't read unless you can handle the gIRTH OF THIS STORY

A salty, sexy tale about Shreff the Swaller.

Story aboot two people that are very much otp. THIS STORY IS BOOTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpp

Welp, Jinks x Jeff are otp (not Star x BEN like Jinks says) and this storeh is cringe. You okay with that? Kay? Kay. Baiii :) - Star (Jinks is an oc, don't kill meh pls:))

This book will provide you with flawless compliments for your crush or any HOT person you aDORE!!!

ANOTHA BEATIMIFUL OTP SHIP YASSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S SO BEAUTIMIFUL!!!! I CAN'T EVEN!! THE SHIP HAS SAILED SO FRICKEN FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YES B!!!! IF YOU DON't ABSOLUTELY LOOOOOVE THIS SHIP THEN GET LOST YOU TRASH!!! YOU ARE READING BEAUTY!!!!! THE BEST OF ALL OTPS THE OTP KING THE OTP G O D

This is one SEXY story about inanimate objects. MMMM STEAMY ~~~ Jinks smExiEST stºry y0uLl eVer rEAd ~~~ Star we were bored... fml