incorrect quotes [5 seconds of summer]

incorrect quotes that i read and can absolutely imagine 5sos saying. 97% of the quotes are taken from tumblr, some from twitter, and the rest are my own.

The Princess And The Slave | Ot4

"I just don't get it, you adopted me and Luke as your sub and yet you treat Luke like he's a princess and you treat me like a slave." OR Where Calum and Ashton adopt Luke and Michael as there subs but only treat one with the respect they deserve. ~~~~ -Dom Ashton -Dom Calum -Sub Michael -Sub Luke ~~~~ •Triggering w...

poison & wine, mgc

"you make me sick" "oh, really? you make me even sicker" _ a story about two teenagers going from mortal enemies to lovers

red | cashton

"did he not get the memo that this dance is black and white themed?" - based off of the movie "another cinderella story" - please don't take this story seriously. it's supposed to be cringy. this is purely for comedic relief. ____________ rankings: highest #1 in cashton

I Wish You Liked Boys // cashton

The flowers that grew inside of Calum's body were beautiful petals of gentle lilac and playful gold, but he couldn't breathe with them inside his lungs. There was two solutions: make his lover reciprocate his feelings or to cut the plants out of his body and forget about that person forever, and there was no way in he...

without a voice » cth + afi ✓

Calum, the mute boy and Ashton, his savior. ❝When do you think you'll be ready to speak?❞ Never. [complete; mar '17 - feb '18] [some short chapters]

She's The Man [5SOS]

"Julie, truth or dare?" That was the question that started it all, really. I was dared to dress, act, and nearly BE a boy for a month, me getting cash out of it if I succeed. But will I fail because of these four boys?.. COPYRIGHTED © BRITISHBUMS

Sprint | Muke

"You may run fast, but I fell for you faster" {completed}

MUKE short stories

far all the one shots you wanted part three, or six, for all the stories I wanted to write but didn't have enough plot to make it into a long story - here are muke short stories top!Michael © wastedheartmuke, 2020-

3 A.M. » ot4

The rules are simple, they always have been: Don't go out of the safe confines of your home during the times of 3 to 4 A.M., being the Devil's hour. Because only the darkest and most sinful of monsters come out to play at this time. Or...a story of two monsters, one demon, and one angel somehow falling in love in a mi...

Save Me From Myself ✖️Muke

Luke Hemmings is fine, at least that's what he tells himself. Ever since the band found out about Luke's boyfriend abusing him they are walking on eggshells around him. but Luke can handle it right? he's not a baby. Michael Clifford, self proclaimed hater of everything Luke Hemmings. He thinks Luke is stuck up and a...

jerk irl \ muke

the one with the modern-day secret admirer and the unknown sexual tension.

Michael Clifford Smut

Smut for y'all

The Therapist's Son // Ashton Irwin [AU] ✔

Her mother expected the therapist to help her be happy again, not the therapist's son.

Roommates || Calum Hood

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

Afraid // Calum Hood

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

School Bus [m. clifford]

she sits with him on the school bus, yet they never talk to each other.

Colors//m.c

"Do you know why I dye my hair?" He asks me. "Why?" I'm still confused, but go along. He scoots closer. "I always thought of my life simply. Like black and white, no happiness, no color. So I like dyeing it." "Everythings better in color, right?" ✂-------------------------------------------------- A story in which two...

catfish // mgc

catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so...

hey jealousy // michael clifford

"The last person she expected to see standing on the other side of that door was Michael Clifford."

Internet Friends || Michael Clifford ✓

~12:03 am~ To: "sex god" Mikey i wish we could meet. ~12:07 am~ From: "sex god" Mikey one day, we will. Sequel: Connected

desire ~ lrh

"luke, what do you want?" "i want to leave sore after spending the night in between yours thighs." in which natalie, a seventeen year old fan, becomes luke hemmings' groupie despite being desperately in love with him. ___ #2 in lukehemmings #4 in hemmings #5 in calumhood #2 in ashtonirwin All Rights Reserved to shady...

Addicted 》l.h

"Fuck off" "Why do that, when I can fuck you? --- Two people. One bet. Who will the winner be? All rights reserved © 2014 Hemmoisapenguin(Despina)

#cashton » cth + afi

#Cashton is trending, but why? They made a mistake.

vegas ➳ muke

"You know, when lights die in Vegas, they throw them into a great, big graveyard. Filled with all the other lights. They never get a second chance. Isn't that sad?" "We could light them up again." ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ - lightly based on songs by The 1975 - Muke fanfiction Rated R for obvious reasons COMPLETED WARNING: This...

Seventeen | muke

Luke was seventeen and clueless. Michael was thirty-two and a liar.

Stalker Squad | muke [c]

"See, I told you he likes boys."

fwb ; muke

love doesn't play by the rules

Camp//Muke AU

"How ironic is it that we are kissing at a church camp?" --- Or where Luke was brought up in a very christian household and goes to his church's summer camp every summer for a month and Michael is very rebellious, partying and drinking just about every night so his mum sends him to church camp to clean up his act. ...

camp // muke

"well, luke, how many straight guys do you know that would be willing to spend 4 weeks at an all-boys camp?"