What if the famous band Queen had a group chat? Would they create some mess? What on earth would they even talk about? #1 in Deacury 29/04/19 (THANKS GUYS ╰(*'︶'*)╯♡) #1 in Dealor 05/05/19 (AH-) #1 in Queenband 03/11/19 (HDKADHSK help I'm dying) #1 in Frian 17/11/19 (Guys I'm literally crying) #1 in Maylor 21/09/21 (WHAT REALLY???? THANK YOU) Also warning: Gay disasters

Behold, my beloved Queenies... THE BOOK OF QUEEN TEXTS!!!

Gay This isn't serious don't @ me.

Freddie decides to cook...

(I hate myself) Brian needs that one toe everyone has been talking about. It is a runaway toe from the zoo. can Brian find it and harvest it for his bandmates? yes this is a joke don't worry I'm not thAT crazy;) #19- toes

I believe 75% of the Queen fanfictions (or band fanfictions) are about hooking up band members with a) some Mary-Sue or b) with each other. So I did both. Follow the romantic misadventures of Abigail McSweetheart, a shy teenage girl who falls in love with a young Brian May - but oh noes, he's actually in love with his drummer Roger, who, in his turn, has an eye on Abigail. How can the three of them solve this awkward love triangle? (Dear fellow writers: just write something cool the next time. Queen could be on a world tour, while fighting zombies, aliens, the ghosts of medieval knights, you name it. But please, fellow writers, no more angsty romance crap like this.)

"it's a summer group chat" "roger you literally just said it's may" (modern! high school au) may 1, 2019 - november 24, 2019 #2 in borhap - october 3, 2019