this is just a crack story with my friends OH god this is so old and bad- read at ur own risk

Based on an inside joke between my friendos

John is an ordinary guy living in Paris, but he has a secret: he knows the true identities of Ladybug and Chat Noir! Not because he's a crazy super villain - he just used common sense! It was so obvious to him; he wonders why no one else has figured it out. Unfortunately for him, he somehow manages to find himself in the middle of a lot of villain attacks. Will he ever get peace?

"Shrek... uwu"

"do the stanky leg"