Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Available on Amazon for a limited time! A sample is here. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017PQ4DUE He should still be alpha, still have his longevity, and still have his pack. But life finally decided to deal Kine Royal a much-deserved blow. He lost his alpha longevity and strength to Tanner, the new top wolf of his former ancient pack after a fight that should have left him dead. Thankfully, he had managed to retain just enough of his drained abilities to keep his life, leaving him to crawl from a shallow, snow-covered grave and slink away soaked in blood with a score of broken bones. Once he left his territory Kine found himself completely alone for the first time in his selfish, murderous life. He struggled to remain alive throughout a harsh winter, wishing for relief, if not from the itchiness his numbing injuries caused, then from his permanently rumbling stomach. Fortunately for him, karma decides to step in and send him some much needed help. Unfortunately, that help is in the form of a frustratingly annoying and overly affectionate black jaguar.

COMPLETED (BOOK 5) *Also a stand-alone book!* Jacob had been shy his entire life. He was reserved, had an introverted soul, and struggled to communicate with even those closest to him. Jacob had a deep secret, which made him feel alone and scared, and he considered giving up his battle, until his secret wasn't as private as he once thought. In this twisting story full of mind tugging plots and surprising turns, life as Jacob knew it would all change because of one single stranger. "I want him so bad," Hunter grumbled and longingly stared at his mate from across the room. "Just relax Alpha," his friend whispered so nobody could hear. "He can't know yet." "I know." Hunter's feelings were growing stronger with each passing day for his fellow classmate, Jacob Jones.

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There is a world existing and living in a symmetrical dimension and system that seldom comes in touch with the human one. It is a world of shadows, of darkness, of wicked sprites and malicious spirits, ruled by violent and dangerous laws and governors. A vicious and violence-lusting new creature challenges the Lady of Shadows' realm, and it cannot be killed nor destroyed by her powers, magic or sword. Only one is destined to this fight: a broken human being named Conor with a difficult past of drugs addiction and a precarious present. A journey of challenges, struggles, magic, dark sentiments, damnation or redemption is laid before Conor and he has one choice only, if he wishes to go back to his own world. But does he really wish so? This story is written for The Open Novella Contest in the genre of Fantasy.

"What do you want?" - I asked hesitantly. The boy looked at me with his piercing blue eyes and he just shook his head. "From you, I want nothing!" - he answered without a beat. "But you were the one who asked for help!" - answered him, making sure not to let him closer to the door. He won't get away from me this time. "Listen - I said as calm as I could -, please let me help you out. I can give you accommodation for a while, or money, but I want to know that you are safe. " - I tried to plead with him, and I hoped it will work. "You can't live on the street forever ." - I looked him straight in the eyes, and wondered what those eyes hold. He didn't seem to be focused today, like other days, he always had an answer , no matter how much I tried to help him, he always refused my help. " >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Meet Marian, 28 years old, nearly broke, but always optimistic girl. Helping others is running in her blood - although her helpful nature annoys the heck out of the receiving party most of the time. □□□ Meet James, 17 years old, homeless kid. No address, no steady income. Very pessimistic, very sarcastic and always angry. He is filthy, he is agonisingly slow and eats like a wolf. □□□ Greg is your average next door guy, with determination to keep his business afloat in a mainly women dominated area. He has no other interest but prove his family wrong, keep his flower shop open. □□□ Cairo is the newly appointed CEO of a law firm in London. Being American, he finds hard to fit in the British society, and finds it even harder to make real friends. He is struggling with loneliness and has abandonment issues. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would happen if these people eventually meet, interact and change the course of each other's life? Prepare yourself for huge personality clashes, some agreement, loads of fight and ....some smut... Maybe... who

"There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable" Anatoly Denisov, or Tolya, used to be a delinquent and member of a gang, as the tattoos on his skin testify. After leaving the gang, Tolya had to work hard to re-build his past relationships especially with his twin brother, Dima. Nothing was simple, but he realized how his family and friends were more than ready to give him a second chance. Oleg Azarov, personal assistant and bodyguard of Tolya and Dima's father, was the man that made Anatoly open his eyes and face reality through harsh and effective methods and bike races, the only common passion they apparently share. But something happened when following the duties. Oleg grew attached to Anatoly in a way he could not afford, as he could not develop feelings for someone 14 yrs younger, and especially not for the son of the man that gave him a new life. There is a line clearly marking duties and loyalty and Oleg is not man to cross it. Anatoly calls Oleg a "sadistic and scary bastard" and cannot stand the fact he always speaks of duties whenever he refers to him, but there is something he can't deny: the burning physical attraction he feels for that man. Yet, he totally refuses to listen to his desire. But what happens to this equilibrium when Anatoly, the forbidden fruit and sweetest temptation, decides that he wants Oleg and will have him no matter what? What happens when constant temptation is first offered unintentionally and then deliberately, slowly scratching the line marking borders forbidden to cross? What will happen when forgotten past comes back to taunt Tolya? Duties, desires, principles, remorse, lust, attraction, obligation, guilt, rules, forbidden, allowed, bike races, adrenaline, excitement, resolution, need, gangs war, possessiveness, unleashed emotions, uncontrollable feelings and love. The love you cannot resist, the love you cannot fight. All clashes and fuses and confuses in this story of forbidden love.

Seven romantic sci-fi stories for the RSD 3 challenge. Including - TimeLab Inc., Alien Love Story, Love and War, Spider Love, Fiddler's Green, Climax and Play Off - (the latest). All are LGBT - but suitable for all ages. Many of these stories now appear (edited) in my published book, TimeLabs Inc so I've changed the cover. WINNER of The_Ooorahs Best TIme Travel Story, 2017

This book will be series of multiple one shots, this is in appreciation to all my fans, requested by my fans. So YOU determine how this book will go. So here is what you do, you post me a message under this book title once it posted, whether it's a cowboy, vampire, werewolf, or plain human story, but it has to be manxman or boyxboy. I will this one time take requests for high school stories but only seniors 18 or older in the story. Please no fan fics like real life bands, actors, or music artists, athletes or the such, totally fictional characters, it's easier to write because I may not be familiar with the chosen person or people. So if you ever had a fantasy about a cop, nurse, doctor, teacher, your boss, best friend or the like drop me a line and I will write a one shot about it dedicated to you. This is how I choose to say thank you to all those who supports my stories. Thank you all of you, xoxo ladydianna01.

[Not A Horror Story] Jasper is haunted by nightmares, his past, and his future. Currently living with two foster dads, a crazy cat named Dracula and the skeletons in his closet, he's forced to go to a school.. One of the things that resides in his terrors. But the school is different than he expects... With the possibility of love, renewed strength, and the end to his suffering.