A few Comebacks & Insults written up purely for fun and to spread them. I have used some before - they work a charm, enjoy, please tell me your favourite and please please please tell me any you know!!

All in the title, guys, it's all in the title, and more!!!!!!

WARNING! *your moustache may explode from laughter* If you like completely random, slightly weird and totally gut-busting experiences.... then you have come to the right place! This book contains my random life, and I may also include other peoples experiences but this is in no way meant to be copyright. If any of you have funny stories or just bitchy comebacks, then comment and I promise that I will try to add ALL of them to the story. So go ahead, click that 'Read' button but you have been warned.

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I give you all permission to use against people that probably deserve being taken down a notch! *Also, if people have any requests, feel free to message me and I'll probably get round to doing it like two or three months later :) I'll dedicate the chapter you requested to you as well :)*

A List of Cheesy Pick-Up Lines that will surely get you a gal/guy...If not, then it will definitely make you laugh. Enjoy!

The unbeatable guide of comebacks and insult “Give them a right verbal thrashing'” - Chris Fry