"Suck off." Ryan playfully punched Ken's arm. "No you." Ken grinned. - bxb. Vulgarites. - [Completed on 21 Dec 2021.] [3,918 words.]

"You're a liar!" "No, that's not true. I've always honest with you." Ken deadpanned a look of complete and utter disbelief. "No, really. I totally meant it when I said I hated you."

What is actually wrong with me. Okay so i decided to finally make a description. i don't know what possessed me to write this but here's a story about how two people, polar opposites, who thought they hated each other, fell in love. this is satire i promise

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Johnny and Mavis recently got a divorce. Denis needed to stay in Transylvania because of him being part Monster. A newcomer, Johnny's friend, then came to the Hotel. Mavis zing and fell in love with (Y/N). Things then got more interesting from now on.

i dont fucking know

Shrek needs someone to love. He's tried dating that vegan teacher, Dora, Obama, and Trump but none of them worked out. He soon goes on a dating website and someone catches his eye.

This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom

Elena started working for Castle Dimitrescu a few days ago. There is a tension between them that never seems to fade no matter how hard they try to ignore it. Jealousy fuels the two of them more often than not. This is their story of how Lady Dimitrescu and Elena came to be for the people that are interested in knowing This is an AU from the original RE8! The story spins off from Serving House Beneviento, so that is the original character is from. This is full of smut. I'm not even going to create warnings for chapters. Your warning is here. As always, I own none of the franchise. I just really love creating stories

an old story I wrote a couple of years ago. you guys seem really thirsty for it so im keeping it up lmao If the art belongs to you, let me know! I'll give credit!