Yes, you read the title right. I get bored sometimes and have dirty thoughts I want to write down. So here it is. From animals to humans to whatever type of beings I think of. Sometimes I throw in my OCs for a spin in the sexual world I have so be prepared for that. I might throw in some small lemons, ya know, the nice kissing and stuff. No update times or anything: Once it's done, it's done. Note: This isn't the best writing you'll see. It's pure fun so if you see errors I am sorry.

*WARNING* contains explicit scenes! 18+ [#54 Tomlinson] [#47 Payne] One shots

Most of these will be smutty one shots. I won't update often but I will try to finish the book.

Subscribe to my patreon for exclusive content, character back stories and unpublished chapters, including from the unpublished sequel! patreon.com/beccabuttabean You also have the option to be written into a chapter or into your very own short story! AUM: Ever since her parents were killed by a vampire, she made it her mission to hunt them all down to the very last one. Charlie Rose is a slayer; one of the best and youngest working for British Intelligence whilst simultaneously living a normal, high school student life. On one particular mission she is assigned to kill 41 vampires and succeeds almost entirely. The final one on her list turns out to be both beautiful and undeniably alluring. Neither are able to inflict harm on the other. She feels a crushing pull towards him, something she has never felt before, something that she hates to feel for such a creature. And now they are inescapably drawn to one another. She tries to deny him, fight him, hate him. But how do you resist fate? Death and danger lurk at every turn after they meet; her death sought out by the entirety of the vampire race. Can she accept him despite the creature that he is? Will the entirety of vampires, who do not accept her as their Prince's mate, manage to separate them for the infinite stretch of eternity? What is more, Charlie must come to terms with the notorious, sadistic and yet primarily desired vampire in existence who just happens to be her mate's older brother. Subsequently, any chances of love for her mate are put thoroughly through hell.

Two complete different personalities would have to learn to get along and play nice in order to survive a will that would change their lives. For twenty years, Tyler Hayes had been ripped from his childhood home. After the horrific accident that took away his parents' life, Tyler's grandfather removed him from the mansion and sent him away. Now, after twenty years, his grandfather had passed away and he could finally go home. However, even in his death, Tyler's grandfather had betrayed him once again, leaving the mansion to a woman he had never met. Even though Kate Mitchell had never met Tyler, she knew all about the accident that changed the Hayes's family. Unbeknownst to her, was how she was going to end up being caught in the middle of a long estranged relationship between two different generations. How will Kate survive the year with a man who wants nothing to do with her?

[RUNNER UP OF BEST COMPLETED STORY IN THE ISS PYAAR KO KYA NAAM DOON AWARDS 2017] Arnav is an arrogant but smart police officer who is quite detached from everybody except his colleague Aman. He is an angry young man but he is a very just police officer. He has no family except for his Dadi. Khushi is a positive, bubbly girl who had lost her parents in an accident when she was 8 years old. She lives with her Buaji and Payal. When Khushi is caught off guard with an unexpected incident, how will it change her life?

|| Featured FREE story with exclusive paid chapters - previously a paid story || When Haley discovers the truth behind Xavier, whose silence holds a deeper meaning, she sets her mind on making his life better one small step at a time. ***** Haley Rosamond is happy with her simple life, content under the wing of her father. Well-protected, she has no idea of the darkness surrounding Xavier Hunt, with his all-black attire and infrequent presence in school-accompanied by his bruises and scars. That is, until Haley catches a glimpse of Xavier's reality and is made to question everything she knows about family and life in general. The truth, she realizes, couldn't be more different from everything she has heard. Supported by her father, Haley sets her mind on helping Xavier any way she can, and what begins with tutoring sessions, free food, and random acts of kindness blooms into friendship and something a little more. But when Haley's admission into her dream college and another tragedy in Xavier's life threaten to undo everything she has worked for, Haley needs to decide if she'll stick by Xavier or simply be another person in his life that disappears. [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]] Cover designed by Holly Thurston

𝘿𝙤𝙢•𝙞•𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚 - 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 Details and control are what Avery Hensley knows best - the two things that have gotten her to her CEO position after a tough start in life - one that she doesn't fully remember. When Avery's livelihood is threatened by a past shadow, her boyfriend Miles brings his best friend and ex FBI partner, Liam, in as an acting bodyguard. But the closer Liam gets, the harder it is for Avery to keep a lock on her beloved self-control. And when Liam and Miles surround her? It's impossible. *𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 - 𝟏𝟖+ 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞*

player (n) : a male who is skilled at seducing women and is only interested in sex. Santana Marie Klaus has always had a crush on her best friend, Daemon Matthews ever since he saved her from a big bully making fun of her pigtails. A crush that has remained unknown to Daemon for just as long. A crush that has crushed her ever since Daemon started his player ways, changing girls like they were dirty clothes. Desperate to end her unknown crush, Santana enlists the help of Jesse Archer, the new kid in town to make Daemon jealous by being her fake boyfriend. In exchange Jesse gets free entertainment watching the clichéd plot unfolds in front of him. What happens when Daemon reacts to this ploy? And what happens when Jesse gets more involved in the drama that is Santana? And what goes wrong when you enlist a player's help to make another player jealous? One word. Everything. [UNEDITED] COMPLETED : 16 OCT 2015 * Highest Ranking #1 Teen Fiction ** 1 Million Reads : 14 March 2017 *** 2 Million Reads : 14 March 2018 **** 3 Million Reads : 5 July 2018 ***** 4 Million Reads : 21 Aug 2018

1. A Different Kind Of Love 2. Another Kind Of Love Jade had a plan. Undergrad then grad school and then criminal law. Nothing was going to mess that up. Not even one weekend to let her hair down before she finally sees her dreams realized. She lets her best friend Meg drag her to Cabo where she meets two sexy men and indulges in a night fueled by lust. Five years later and that lust is still there when they come face to face again. Could the close proximity turn their lust into love? Can Jade give up everything she's ever known for a relationship that shouldn't make sense but does?