In 2010, the United States has broken out into a second civil war. Four soldiers, the Nostalgia Critic, Spoony, Angry Joe, and Santa Christ, have fled from the front lines. Their destination? A micronation in Nevada simply known as, Molossia. When they arrive, they find that the entire nation is abandoned. Where did they go? How will they survive? How much ass will be kicked? The first chapter of the epic Kickassia Saga begins.