just smut. pure plain indescribable smut i hope u enjoy

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Spongebob could hear them all the way from his pineapple. He and Patrick were just trying to have a sleepover. Let's just say. No one slept that night.

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Elmo was ecstatic when the results of the 2016 election came in. Little did he know, this event would lead to more than just angry Twitter teens. It could lead to....love? Will Elmo be able to escape his non-fleshy prison and live the rest of his life, or will he forever be a puppet, waiting for master?

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

I know you're wondering who on earth would write something like this and you're most likely judging me, but before you judge me, judge yourself for reading it.

The story of you and your idol, Kermit the frog meeting for the very first time in Hollywood 18+ NSFW

Read to find out. ;) Contains: hints of depression and suicide. Woosh away if sensitive to the topic! (This is satire.)