do not read !1!11!!11!!!11111!!!!!!!!!1!!11111!!!!!

Phil from the promised, due to all his trauma he's now going onto the reality tv show Dr. Phil, also this is based off the anime ending of the promised never land not the manga one

Heyaa! This is just a satire story so don't think stuff like : "omg it's 2022 and these people haven't changed"

Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger looking as bitch muthafucka. Your grades are going down so you guys have to summon the ryuk spirit 🙀🙀🙀. Read to see what happens next to y/n!!!