Shit My Husband Says

A book of the ridiculous things that come out of my husband's mouth. Enjoy.

Water Bottle x kidnapped reader

(y/n) finds themselves tied to a chair. In walks a water bottle?!?

How Not To Fuck Up a Werewolf Story

Title says it all, lovelies. Includes chapters on how to make a believable story, how not to make me laugh at your dialogue, and how slut-shaming will be answered with screams of injustice.

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

Annoying Wattpad Storylines

little wattpad rant books: book one if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly i'd be broke bc i'm perf lol bye

The Reaper

As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come. Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of...

Friendship for Dummies

"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - w...

Asian Struggles

Being an Asian is hard. So many struggles D:

The Girl Who Played With the Dragon Tattoo's Nest

Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his sociopathic hacker sidekick Elzbeth Salamander, he taps into a vein of sandwiches, Apple computers, and unbelievable plot twists. Anyone who loved "The Gi...

The Fault in your Face

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything's black. I'm blind.

Asian Problems

A book of all the problems I have of being an Asian. If your not Asian you can still read it if you want! This book is just for fun to see if people in general can relate. These aren't meant to be offensive in any way so just a heads up. THESE R SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY AND REALTABLE

Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...

Fairy Tale My A$$

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀