' uh yeah , hey you got the wrong number , just thought I'd let you know ' ♡ ♡ ♡ in which a wrong number call and an overly dramatic voicemail lead to unlikely friendships. dakota ivan miss-clicks when typing in her sisters phone number, and accidentally leaves the blood god himself a two minute voicemail rant. rather then pass it off, he decides to respond with one of his own.

♪ ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ♪ ʳᵒᵐᵉᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵃ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ʰⁱˢ ᵐᵘˢⁱᶜ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶠⁱⁿᵈˢ ʰⁱᵐˢᵉˡᶠ ᶠᵃˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉᵗ . ᵗʰᵉ_ᵉʳᵉᵗ, ᵃ ᵖᵒᵖᵘˡᵃʳ ᵗʷⁱᵗᶜʰ ˢᵗʳᵉᵃᵐᵉʳ, ᶠⁱⁿᵈˢ ʰⁱᵐˢᵉˡᶠ ᵉⁿᵃᵐᵒᵘʳᵉᵈ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʷⁱˡᵇᵘʳ'ˢ ⁿᵉʷ ˢⁱⁿᵍᵉʳ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ . ♪ ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ♪

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