Have you ever wondered how the ninja would be doing in Quarintine? Well you came to the right book! For starters there will be no bad words... Kai in the background: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY F***ING HAIR GEL?! Jay: DON'T F***ING SWEAR YOU F***ING PEACE OF S***! IT'S A SIGN OF WEAK VERBAL SKILLS! Kai: SHUT THE F*** UP B****! ... This also a parody so the jokes will absolutely make sense.... Kai: A bird can't be your brother. ________ Morro: Stay away from me! I don't want to get the carona! Nya: You're a ghost. You don't have to worry about the virus. Morro: Yes I do! It has spread to the other ghosts! And some are even dying! ________ Jay: The cat is only Nya's sister. Kai: And Nya is my sister. So the cat is also my sister. Jay: No the cat is only Nya's sister. Kai: How the f*** does that make sense? ... and my kid ninja obsession TOTALLY doesn't make it's way into this book.... Little Lloyd and little Morro: Are we a joke to you? ... Ok that's enough of my rambling but anyway enjoy the book! I don't own ninjago or the charecters. Cover made by @the_quiet_jade

All your favorite ninja texting each other! Prepare to laugh, cry, and get the FEELS! I have a few continuous storylines which are notated in the chapter titles by their acronyms: Kai's Dating Adventures (KDA) I Have Problems (IHP) (Includes depression, cutting and heavy topics. NOT COMEDY. Read at your own discretion). Morro Returns (MR) As well as one-shot texts! I hope you enjoy!

The Tornado of Creation failed. The Oni return to Ninjago with newfound hate for Wu, the reason why they were banished from Ninjago in the first place. How can the Omega eliminate all potential threats to his power while getting revenge on Wu? Easy. Target his students. 「 🃆 」 REVIEWS "YOU. YOU MONSTER I- MY- I SWEAR I CAN'T FUNCTION" - Harper, @iMayBeObsessed "Why" "I'm crying" "I'm not ready for this" - everyone 「 🃆 」 After March of the Oni, the Ninja are celebrating. They aren't under the threat of a new enemy just yet and use the temporary peace as a chance to heal. They thought the Tornado of Creation banished of the Oni for good, but they were wrong. The Oni are not gone, and the Ninja are unaware of what is coming for them. Turns out, 'Abracadabra' ends with more than just an 'a'. 「 🃆 」 A Ninjago "March of the Oni" A.U. PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3S5rT9S6vthXbpGT5rxAUQ?si=B5oQzMXbRbGambVw5JQU_g HONORABLE RANKINGS #2 in kaismith #10 in lloydgarmadon #14 in llorumi ORIGINAL: April 08, 2020 - June 30, 2020 RE-PUBLISHED: May 12, 2021 Contains death, grief, fantasy violence, injury, and blood. I do not own LEGO Ninjago, only this story.