Gerard x Bert one shots 2006-2012 Stories where Gerard and Bert stay together.

Gerard x Bert one shots 2003-2006

All the shit Bert and Gerard talk about in and around bed.

just a collection of poems I've been writing. most of which come from the perspective of my characters.

2006 - 2020 So this is an alternative reality for Bert, Gerard and Frank. If we can pretend for a second that everything after 'Especially a Fucking Knife' never happened and this new history was written, then we can have some fun. I wrote a shortfic with this theme in mind, alas I lost the whole damn thing because wattpad decided to fuck me. But there are many more stories to tell and I've decided to create a book for those stories. You can use my 2001-2006 era books as a base for their history and then this as an alternative reality after that big break up. Kind of like the butterfly effect.

2017-2018 It's been 12? 12 fucking years. And I still hate you. *This is presented a little differently than usual. Hope you enjoy.*

- EMPTY WITH YOU era 2013 Bert McCracken is a selfish asshole. Quinn Allman has fucking had enough. Jeph Howard figured it's safe to leave them alone in his house. As well as other short fics for around this time.

2007-2008 Empty with You era. Quinn: Black or White? Bert: White. Quinn: *squints* White? 'Really?' Bert: Yeah, man. *few seconds later* Quinn: I think I'll go with white. *pulls his black shirt off to replace with the one Bert insisted on.* Bert McCracken always gets what he wants.

2006 - 2007 Paralysed Era. There's no such thing as a rehab facility for person addiction. This is what happens when the drug can't let the addict go.

2002 - 2006 Smile era. Bert's... disgusting and loud, a rockstar and he fucking knows it. He can have any of these girls who scream his name but he prefers to lick Gerard's face. Which... suits Gerard just fine... no matter how much he complains.