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  • Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f****n' princess!
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    Gerard x Bert one shots 2006-2012 Stories where Gerard and Bert stay together.

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  • It's okay to love something a little too much, as long as it's real to you
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    Gerard x Bert one shots 2003-2006

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  • Pillow Talk
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    All the shit Bert and Gerard talk about in and around bed.

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  • .the an(gs)ti-poems
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    just a collection of poems I've been writing. most of which come from the perspective of my characters.

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  • .because you stop the noise
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    2006 - 2020 So this is an alternative reality for Bert, Gerard and Frank. If we can pretend for a second that everything after 'Especially a Fucking Knife' never happened and this new history was written, then we can have some fun. I wrote a shortfic with this theme in mind, alas I lost the whole damn thing because wa...

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  • FUCKER
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    2017-2018 It's been 12? 12 fucking years. And I still hate you. *This is presented a little differently than usual. Hope you enjoy.*

  • Imaginary Enemy + Other Short Fics & 1shots
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    - EMPTY WITH YOU era 2013 Bert McCracken is a selfish asshole. Quinn Allman has fucking had enough. Jeph Howard figured it's safe to leave them alone in his house. As well as other short fics for around this time.

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  • Wear White
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    2007-2008 Empty with You era. Quinn: Black or White? Bert: White. Quinn: *squints* White? 'Really?' Bert: Yeah, man. *few seconds later* Quinn: I think I'll go with white. *pulls his black shirt off to replace with the one Bert insisted on.* Bert McCracken always gets what he wants.

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  • Especially a Fucking Knife
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    2006 - 2007 Paralysed Era. There's no such thing as a rehab facility for person addiction. This is what happens when the drug can't let the addict go.

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  • Use a Smile as a Noun & I Think Like a Verb
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    2002 - 2006 Smile era. Bert's... disgusting and loud, a rockstar and he fucking knows it. He can have any of these girls who scream his name but he prefers to lick Gerard's face. Which... suits Gerard just fine... no matter how much he complains.

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  • Hello, I'm Bert
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    2001 - 2002 Blue & Yellow era

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  • CHARACTER PROFILES
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    So I decided to do this after a conversation with @theusedfanfic and I got excited thinking it would be pretty cool. Each chapter is gonna be a character profile. For now I'll stick to the four most important guys and then I'll move on to the rest. It might help understand some things a bit better about where each ma...

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  • What We Do is Secret [XOXO]
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    "Why'd you ask me to come here, Frank?" Gerard asked pulling on his worn out Metallica t-shirt to try and mask the weight gain, painfully aware that the sunlight shone directly on his otherwise gray appearance. The man who sat opposite him's mouth pulled to the side and Gerard knew Frank could practically smell his i...

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  • .three queers .4 [sic] revenge
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    just for you. probably best if you read the main fic first though 'A Temporary Stand-In for Your Face'. otherwise how the fuck do you expect to understand what the hell is going on here? Also fun fact: "[sic]" is latin meaning "thus is written" also used by Slipknot to title mine and Joey's all time favourite Slipkn...

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  • A Temporary Stand-In for Your Face
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    Tyler Joseph just got caught being a typical dirty rockstar by someone who's never made a secret of his dislike for 'Twenty One Pilots'. There's only one thing he can do. Go beg for the witness to keep his otherwise unfiltered mouth shut. But Frank Iero isn't all he's led his fans to believe either. What if some vices...

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