there was once a crooked man.. who walked a crooked mile. he found a crooked sixpence, upon a crooked stile. he bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse... and they all lived together... in a little crooked house.. a story about a man who's life was just as miserable as he was - akaashi was the man of misfortune tw!! mentions of abuse, suicide. based on crooked man (the game) ©️hqheaven 2017