Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Daniella Campbell is a normal highschool girl with best friends who have boyfriends, because of peer pressure, she also wants to have one. However, Daniella thinks she is too good for any guy who is courting her, that's why she never had a boyfriend in her entire life. Her best friends told her that's because she sets the bar too high. So what happens if she clicks on a popup that actually sells boyfriends? Read to find out. :)

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.