Before you click on this, know that me and a friend wrote this as a joke in elementary school, and I just keep it on my page for nostalgic purposes. Please don't take this book seriously. Jesus loves you! This is a story about an ostrich, named Shithead, (She-theed,) with a weird brain issue. Watch as he falls in love with a famous singer, and tries to get with this "humon" with the help of his pal Boberto.⚠️WARNING: This story may get weird.⚠️ Also, some of the characters we don't own, for instance Taylor Swift, but we should own everything else.