"My son can be mean and cruel if he doesn't want someone to be around him. And he surely doesn't want a maid nor an assistant at the moment. But the house needs it, he needs it. He will not go easy on you." --- Started: Apr 30, 2021 Ended: Jul 7, 2021 *Contains mature subjects such as substance abuse and violence* *Plagiarism is a crime and will be reported* *Any translations to another language without my explicit permission is prohibited*

❝𝘼𝙨 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙚.❞ ━━ 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀: Complete 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁: 08.31.21 𝗙𝗶𝗻: 11.08.22 ˡ 𝗣𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱: 09.02.21 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱: 11.13.22 [ enhypen jakehoon vamp au] © doubinie 2021

"Hello?" "Uhm.. Hey?" "Wait... You don't sound like my mother" "Unless I was miraculously aged a trillion times and somehow birthed a daughter I never know even if I'm a male, then yeah, I'm not your mother" "Then who are you?" "A perfectly capable killer" ☏ ⚊ ☏ In which a girl accidentally called a wrong number thinking it was her mother and earned herself a savage charmer which turns out to be an Idol. Or in which Ni-ki has no inkling on why a sassy girl keep on calling him just to annoy him endlessly.

Jungwon is used to being called The Heartless Bastard or The Cold Prince. He has put up with it from a very tender age up until today and can say with absolute confidence that they no longer affect him past skin-deep. But being labeled The Crown Prince's Lover on his first night in the Capital without any prior contact to said Crown Prince? Not exactly. Or a SungWon Royalty AU based on a dialogue prompt on twt and the plot has somehow slipped through my fingers and became a fake dating, enemies-to-lovers royalty au. ... Yeah.

In a world where the dead rises to life once again the last living people are spread out over the land and there is long between them. In which almost all fateful meetings start with a knife to the throat. "Not this shit again." "Who are you?" "Obviously alive, isn't that what matters at these times? Now I'd appreciate if you'd leave me alone and let me get my pineapples." *Warnings: Blood, cursing, death, murder Started: Jul 10, 2021 Ended: Aug 28, 2022 *Plagiarism is a crime and will be reported* *Any translations to another language without my explicit permission is prohibited*

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Ya read the first one then ya know what goes on contains mature language (swearing) and a lot of it ENJOY!!

"What the actual hell? Are you a recruiter of Disney?" "Dude, seriously? Who wouldn't love Disney? It's the most magical place in the whole world" "Have you ever been there in the first place?" "Well, no" "Then go away and sing all your woes away like those Princesses who thinks singing to birds and mice will make everything go away" "You remind me of the grumpy dwarf in Snow White. Are you small too?" "Don't talk about my height!" ☏ ⚊ ☏ Once upon a time in a far far away land, but not really, but in city of Seoul, a die hard Disney fangirl who's aiming to be a theater singer in order to go at her dream world called the idol she met in a fansign.. Only to end up ringing the number of the cynical and sarcastic leader of Enhypen, Yang Jungwon.

In a timeless world where princes and princesses still wander around in their lonely big castles, where Kings and Queens rule whole countries, and where everyone else is doomed to live in absolute filth. Two fated souls meet each other, dance a dance with love under the stars of the night sky. If only a handmaid was good enough for the future King their souls could connect for the eternity to come. "Sometimes... sometimes I think you forget that you're just the prince." "I'm very well aware of my position. What I'm also aware of is exactly what power I have that he doesn't." --- Started: Jan 22, 2022 Ended: Feb 18, 2022 *Plagiarism is a crime and will be reported* *Any translations to another language without my explicit permission is prohibited*