The day nicolas cage ate cake.
Cake.
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
this is a cringe dobby x dabi fanfic i wrote a long while ago.
These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.