What? your Actually thinking about reading this?

Yoshikage Kira meets a man with the most wonderful hands he could ever dream of by chance while taking his son to ballet. Josuke harasses his nephew. Fugo and Abbacchio are sent on a mission they have no details on in Morioh. Caesar regrets being friends with Joseph. Kakyoin eats his fucking earrings. the original version of this was written by @Notte_Brando_Requiem I have permission to rewrite it, consider it a collaboration. Check her out btw, she's actually pretty funny. Especially if you enjoy JJBA shitposts.

THIS IS A SHIT POST!!!2!!!1!1!!1!! Please don't take this seriously. I wrote this because my sister challenged me to. Rohan enjoys his day until a certain SOMEONE shows up.

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