"Is that a mirror in your pocket?" "Uhhh-" "Cause I can see myself in your pants!" "..." In which Jungkook tells Taehyung a cheesy and a stupid pick up line every single day. {COMPLETED} #1 in cheesy #2 in pickuplines #7 in taetae

↳ ⁺ ⁻᚜ taegguk smut one shots • top taehyung only ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ voluptuous: suggesting sensual pleasure by fullness and beauty of form

"So are we just gonna factually ignore that I give better blowjobs than your wife?" In which Jeongguk's one night stand turns out to be his daughter's boyfriend Top!kook Bottom!tae

❝You don't have to call me sir... Salesboy.❞ Taehyung raised his eyebrow at that. 'Salesboy'? Taehyung just really needed the money. Even if it meant he'd have to treat some rich dude called Junglebook, like a god. ❀ short story ✿ Started : 5 Nov 2020 Ended : 18 Dec 2020 °*˖ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵇʸ ᵐᵉ˖*° ©taekookedpotato

"you know, this actually quite fun. it's like we're on a road trip." "yeah, a road trip with an $8.4m worth guy who i kidnapped and held at gun point, and with whom im currently trying to run away with from the damn police and fbi." he mutters sarcastically, "mhm, exactly my type of fun." ©SHARMILA / nectaerine february 2017 - march 2018

where gamer boy Jeongguk has a innocent roommate who unknowingly seduces him. top kook bottom tae smut book guys I wrote this book when I was like 13 it's so cringe pls read my other ones OML it's horrible also this was previously called horny

𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐔𝐊. in which jeongguk gets into the habit of calling taehyung baby -to clarify, this was my very first book so i'm sorry if it sucks.