"𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨." 𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥, 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐬.

jailbird /ˈdʒeɪlbəːd/ a person who is or has been in prison, especially a criminal who has been jailed repeatedly. "I was an escaped jailbird" {lowercase intended} 🥇 in #billie 4/11/21 🥇 in #billieeilishfanfic 11/11/21 🥇 in #blohsh 11/12/21

𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐄𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐗 𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 lowercase intended. b. eilish [©VILLIANSTHEME, april 2023]

g!p "dude" billie scoffed. "we're just friends, why do you care so much?" "because friends don't go sneak around and do the things we do!" i cried. "can't you tell that i like you?" "well... don't" she shrugged while turning around to leave.

billie eilish texts the wrong number and never expects her to discover the real identity of the weirdo sending her messages.

lowercase intended. in this story billie has a dick. the story has mature mental (and physical) health themes. it does have trigger warnings, but still be cautious. i started writing this in my smut book so the smut comes early on. also i apologize in advance if there are mistakes because: 1. english isn't my first language. 2. all chapters are published unchecked. achieved: #1 in eilish - march 29th 2023. #1 in ynstories - april 13rd 2023. #1 in billieeilishpiratebairdoconnell - august 22nd 2023. #1 in gp - December 16th 2024.