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caulimayo
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- Parts 11
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions.
Shrek X farquaad :)
K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
Mentally_ill_Wannabe
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- Parts 10
SHERK LOVE PEPPA BUT PEPPA NO LOVE SHerk :OOOOOOOOO PEPPA LOVE DORA GAAAASSSPPPPP
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Babey_thot
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- Parts 37
hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.
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SuzuyaJuuzuo
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- Parts 1
Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.
Sytrus123
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- Parts 13
Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end.
Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.
Chinesesomemilk
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- Parts 7
basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you
cfizzleindahizzle
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- Parts 4
Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?
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