bobbys a sexy boi hehehhehehehehehhehehe

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

SHERK LOVE PEPPA BUT PEPPA NO LOVE SHerk :OOOOOOOOO PEPPA LOVE DORA GAAAASSSPPPPP

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

Because I have no life

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?