*PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION FULLY* --------- 2024 EDIT: I've been busy with college, but as of writing this a lot of chapters have been re-written & I need to polish them up before updating entirely. There are a LOT of aspects of this book that have been genuinely hard to re-do, and I haven't kept up with object shows since 2021(?), so I have no idea of how any of the characters act anymore which only adds to my frustration & difficulty. I'm sorry if any of this book comes off as gross or offensive, it was a different time and I was a child who didn't know what they were writing in the moment. :,/ Thank you for reading, even in 2024 when Ao3 is the superior website. I'll see you guys soon. ❤ --------- You need Mesothelioma to read this. --------- Welcome to the billionth BFB oneshot book! --------- ~HIGHEST RANKS:~ #2 in BFDI #9 in objectshows #17 in bfb

I will maybe do smut or fluff tabi x agoti hope also I will do some drawings injoy it

They are cats in this clan thing?? (I told you this wasn't gonna make sense) like a pack kindove.. no? They live in this camp looking place with seperate houses (things?? Not houses?? Idk-) in pairs (mostly my ships-) but some live alone. There are these wild cats and house cats (the wild cats are the ones in the camp thing- obviously-) and most of them hate house cats and don't welcome them. Oh boy, I probably forgot a buncha stuff, didn't i? Anyway, enjoy! (If this is possible to enjoy)

Credit to the artist for the cover and Jacknjellify! 💙 Also the first Four x Reader story 💙 Y/N (your name) was always different from the other objects. Different limbs and face. You didn't even think you were an object. Until one day when black hole was about to suck the whole entire world up BAM! These weird but cute aliens arrive just in time to save the world. They were four and X. The only purpose that you knew why they came was just to play some show, and you'll win a BFDI! Nobody would want to team up with you though... You looked too weird to them... But than Four leaned and gave you a hand. He offered you second co-host of bfb. You felt so happy and safe with him you slowly fell in love with him, despite his looks and attitude. But soon you face series of troubles when it comes to triangle love, secrets, and the show. What will you do? Will you back off away from the trouble or do anything for him? Thankly you're not alone, X is your best bud, he already knows all of it. Together you'll try to think. Put love first or the show? Until trouble comes between love and hosting the show.. And even a love triangle?... (credits to jacknjellify for characters, artists, and music)

hey, so my last oneshot book got taken down with my account, but I'm back baby! -- changed as of 9/13/19!! i will be taking requests. 1/17/20; No more requests being taken. -- I'm not sure if there will be NSFW since I kinda lost interest in writing a lot of it, but there might be a few! -- I need a cover again lol -- **NOT ALL THE ONESHOTS ARE SHIPS!!** I thought I'd just say that! the reason why not all of them are, is because I run out of ideas for ships mostly, so I like to usually write about one character! -- most of the stuff here is gay, so uh, mm. -- GORE!!! some stories will have lots of gore in it!! not all oneshots are ships, and instead would be gore! so please keep that in mind -- this is all I can think of currently, so enjoy! ~~ All characters in here belong to their rightful owners.

ooh boy here we go again :)

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