Tord has been having some secret feelings about a certain Jehovah's Witness. But he doesn't know how to reciprocate his love, so Edd and Matt decide to go on a trip with only the four of them... What will happen when Tom finds out? Will these enemies soon become lovers? May contain: Mature language/ and some vulgar acts (High School au) (Now discontinued)

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)